Moonshadow

That's not Bitters. Much too young. Might be his son though....

I've heard rumours through government intelligence agencies (yes, I know that's a foxymoron) that a senior Demonland dignitary has been arrested in China on suspicion of importation of hard drugs inside empty Shiraz bottles. Apparently the dozen bottles were full of Shiraz at Tulla airport but the wine must've vanished mid flight, replaced with condoms containing white powder upon inspection in Shanghai. Crack Chinese security police are trying to ascertain what happened to the Shiraz and where the condoms were 'harboured' before being stuffed into the bottles. Any guesses who? More later......

Let it never be said that you're not a risk taker Biff.

Carey's famous five: the next generation of AFL stars Has Jack Viney in there.

Well then I will... https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/43qdeq/caught_on_camera_police_appeal_for_help_to_find/ which Landers live in Richmond? Stu? Saty?

Too much exposure of fellow posters there Biff. You know the spiel.... what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise.

You'll get free semen ... er, seamen at your cabin door Red.

More like "Slurp, Gulp, Snooze" picket.

Yes Good Doctor, it was most painful. Lucky I've already reproduced. I think BBO might've worded them up beforehand. Typical. He likes to watch these things from a distance, the peeping Tom he is.

Where were you when a herd of hulking PT inspectors forced me to the ground, spayed me with what i can only assume was capsicum and slapped cuffs on? I've only just got out on bail. Some mate you turned out to be.

BBO it's good to see you with a bunch of tasteful bananas around your neck. At least I think they are bananas.....

No wonder why 2 out of every 3 shops on Fitzroy St are empty Biff... reputations lost when entertaining BBO, never to recover. It's why the dinosaurs no longer roam (outside of this thread, of course)

Come on guys, surely you like the trampolining, the solo synchronised swimming (now that's a double foxymoron as it's not swimming and who exactly is it synchronised against?) and the ribbon twirling thingy at the Olympics?

I think he's consigned to wearing his undies on the outside for 400 years Bitters.

Never stopped you before...

Via Syria of course. That'll get the insurers excited.

I mentioned in the game day thread that Oliver went up to the umpire just after the final siren to question Mathesen dropping his knees and lifting the arms in the tackle. The ump simulated the drop knees action and seemed to me to be indicating that the drop action was before the tackle rather than during. It's likely to become a habit because it's being rewarded.

Got a bit sick of the hoi polloi remonstrating with umpires by waving a copy of Fin Review and threatening to never again order the roast beef from the Long Room menu. "Well done 33! Put that fellow into the fence!...... anyone for another cucumber sandwich or an Earl Gray?" Back to the outer for me. Ps. I believe I saw a certain moral compass demonlander lecturing the crowd around him in the members. Fortunately I texted the abusive behaviour hotline and he was quickly removed

It's a shame the the districts of Romsey do not have the same internet connection issues that you experience Dr Dickhopper. It would be a blessing to all here.

Tout?

You got something against ouzo, moussaka and a daily 4 hour siesta dc?

At least I know when to use capitals Mr Cutter.

We soooooo need a sarcasm font.

Nah, she sings to many songs in French for my liking Maple. French is the language of peasants.

So is Celine Dion. Someone should put her out of our misery.