Moonshadow

I can guarantee one thing Ethan: if you come over for a home game, BBO, Biffen, myself and god knows what other Demonland trash will save a seat for you with us in the Trident section. You might struggle to stay both sober and sane, but sure as [censored] you'll have a ripping time of which you probably won't remember much. BBO is the worry though, fresh meat and all that, but he takes rejection well for a gruff old tart.

Happy holidays to Prodee. Merry Christmas to everyone else. ?

Well, the opposite was true. Hogan was going somewhere: to Fremantle. There are a number of photos doing the rounds on social media. The one posted here is tame. Personally I have nothing against Hogan choosing the life he wants. But i really dislike the [censored] who snap a shot of him and post it online triumphantly.

Oh, don't be such a choirboy, Earl!

Is that what the suppression orders in the media are about? The Age and The Hun have been making a big song and dance about it lately. Earl, your chances of entering St Peter's pearly gates are now zero.

Like them all. I'd only add that it would be great to see Lever play most of the season with no further knee problems.

Or services to Chinese restaurants.

Derrr... he grew up in Romsey. His parents live there. Yours is the biggest mansion in Romsey. You know it makes sense...

Perhaps Jake Lever delivered it himself on the way to his parents house for dinner

You are easily forgettable dc. Got mine today.

Good on him. Please pass on best wishes should you speak with him

Interesting times...

Happy we didn't go for Dan Hannebury. He's just done his hammy... or rather, has had scans after "hamstring awareness". His body is shot, it would appear.

It's the Italian hairy chest on Trac holding him back. I blame the Club's hair stylist.

Yes, I thought that too. Playing up to the cameras, all about him.

As big Max has said, you can't win a flag over the preseason, but you can certainly lose one

BBO would have his maid clean the manor's 8 bathroom with that type of vinegar, Red

If you're not doing contact or match sim work because of recovery from injury then it's an interrupted preseason. Simples.

That a questionable post, Red

They have a $950 membership package which includes a 5 min dental check-up (1 min per tooth) and a tatt of a cartoon magpie

I think it was @Bitter but optimistic Unless it was Special Robert, he's Biffen's elite drug runner

No longer...

I hate to admit this, but my missus yelled to me that NP was just on Ch 9 on the Ellen show in the US promoting her Aust visit. She was bragging about going to watch the Dees train and that she was now a Demons fan. They showed pics of her donning the 'jersey', with Goody and others. She was very enthusiastic. Talked about it for 3 or 4 mins. Anyone still think this hasn't been a very successful promotion for the club? Got great exposure locally and now a short segment on popular US TV. Our sponsors will wee their pants after seeing this.

We play bruise-free footy these days!

@Colin B. Flaubert do you feel more reassured after Pert's interview on SEN?