Tarax Club

The GOODNEWS? Deep in the 'snow' season post bye 'hump week'. Downhill skiers now report excellent conditions!

Last few weeks has seen the re-emergence of a new more virulent strain of MFCSS virus on Demonworld. Apparently it is that infectious it can be readily transmitted on-line. Symptoms include; Wild, unsubstantiated posts condemning players, coaches, former recruitment staff and ex-presidents. Outbursts of spiteful, 'ungentlemanly' behaviour between some posters. Rampant unbridled pessimism or overly optimistic optimism and increased propensity for gambling and consumption of alcohol. Will the site administrators declare a pandemic if the boys post-bye go down to the lions?

Common knowledge that Salem's a Christian and May's definitely a sinner but resurrecting Bowie puts the that last line of defence in the same league as JC.

6 Clayton Oliver 5 Angus Brayshaw 4 James Jordan 3 Jack Viney 2 Michael Hibberd 1 Neil Daniher Honourable mentions; Max Gawn Daniel Turner Harrison Petty Commentary; Big Freeze 8 +7 Footy - 7 Adjudication; Acceptable in ancient Rome Opposition hyperbole watch; Yank go pull your chain. Over comment; Giving it a rest

First goal kicker for filth was wearing CANARY YELLOW.

Positives????? Scoreboard says we are still ahead.

Owned the first 20 minutes plus let them back in late. Half-time reset it won't be easy, we can prevail. Do it Demons. Battle is Midway.

Dees warming to the task the longer the quarter went. Some good signs there. Maintain the efficiency, pressure and desire! BBB is backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Jacko too! Turner great start.

As long as you stay clear of the OK corral!

Joining the the early birds this dry season morning. But we're not giving an ornithologist's cuss about the magpie resurgence. Time for a serious cull Demons.

Played with Nightcliff in the AFLNT local comp. Shows definite promise. Coached in the junior ranks by that doyen of local underage coaches the legendary 'Scotty'. Watching this space with interest.

6 Luke Dunstan 5 Jack Bell 4 James Munro 3 Trent Rivers 2 Toby Bedford 1 Bailey Laurie Honourable mentions; Basically the rest of the team in a very even overall performance. Commentary; Enjoyed the knowledgeable banter and good humour. Adjudication; Strictly black and white, umps seemed colour challenged. Overall Comment; Well coached , well drilled and too good

Uncle are you suggesting chaos theory applies here? A bear attempts a dump in the woods on Saturday, remains seriously constipated until Monday arvo. Desperate for 'release', arrives at the 'G' disguised as Eddy Everywhere in costume. Gate crashes the BIg Freeze 8 pre-game celebrations. Takes the slide hits the ice bath, the shock to the stretch receptors is too much and the [censored] hits the fan. Colonwood boys forming a guard of honour, loyally take the hit. Demons take the field to clean up the 'filth'.

WASN'T THAT A MURDER OF CROWS? BAD TIDINGS FOR MAGPIES! BULLY FOR THEM DEMONS

AFL Integrity Unit can now reveal who 'really' put the bite on.

Are the wheels really coming off? Meanwhile in a workshop near Albury.

Congratulations a voice of reason has emerged from the wilderness. Easily missed amongst the sheer deluge of comment post ‘The Titanic’ striking an iceberg off Sydney Harbour. Accompanied by a crescendo of gnashing of teeth, hand wringing, wrist slashing and lemmings jumping off a cliff complete with a matching band. It’s not about messianic deliverance by inclusion of player ‘X’ or of player ‘Y’ returning from injury or protocols. Its a team game, the talent and determination are there in spades. As the man says KISS applies.

Snow season did start a week early!

6 Max Gawn 5 Angus Brayshaw 4 Jack Viney 3 Clayton Oliver 2 Christian Salem 1 Bayley Fritsch Honourable mentions; Harrison Petty Adjudication Helter skelter. Opposition hyperbole watch; Tom Papley; shameless self promoting skite on steroids. Save it for the bathroom mirror son. Get a real job as a sideshow spruiker. Honestly. Broadcast; Channel 7 have an unsavory fetish for frequent throws to John Longmire in the coaches box. It’s supposedly a sport broadcast. Absurd. Best they could do of Simon was an out of focus boundary shot. Reflected the team performance. Overall Performance; Like Icarus we Demons have flown to close to the Sun. Only to find our wings clipped and the team fabric unwaxed. Need to pull out of this dive quickly or the plummet could be painful.

Angus Brayshaw; fallen off bandwagon?

Max got a free kick goal beginning of 4th.

Forward craft in last quarter abysmal, repeatedly turning over ball ain’t going to win Jack.

Arm wrestle who wants to win?

Actually getting sympathetic to Toby Greene, Stevic and co need to earn respect not just be given it because AFL say so. Exhibit 1 Papley clearly shoved Hunt in the back wins unfair advantage, kicks goal and 'behaves' accordingly. Throw the rule book out. Give the people unbridled momentum and a spectacle at any cost. $$$$$$$$$$

6 James Munro 5 Majak Daw 4 Sam Weidemann 3 Dan Turner 2 Luke Dunstan 1 Jake Melksham