Tarax Club

Brayden has cracked the sads and is watching re-runs of Home Alone. Meanwhile Darcy has grand delusions about the curtain call at ‘G this arvo. Subliminally Son of Peter wishes he was a good as Christian Petracca.

Alternative Filth League Somewhere in a parallel universe on a planet not unlike Earth…

The goal he always needed to kick… Big game at the ‘G in his dreams

That was never say die old fashioned football in less than ideal conditions. Thoroughly enjoyed it. A gritty win to Casey.

Jack Billings BOG Last goal was the sealer.

Casey got a scalp!

Ring the siren game over!

Paddy Cross em out. Goal!!!!!!!!

Hang in Casey…

Tom Campbell totally soups it. Sloppy miss. Another umpire assist pie goal. Jack Billings this is your moment. Get him back GOAL!!!!!!

Roan Steele has lost his matinee looks going to Collingwood. Gone are the flowing locks and the mo. Cox flops free in front of goal. Footy gods phew misses Jack Henderson goes in… Woey miss 3 Struggle Street down there Pies edge closer

Smart play from Tmac Back to black and white TV. What’s the free kick score sheet? Commentary has questioned some of the clangers. When the wobbles ruck jumped into orbit over Big Tom who just stood there. Free kick for what? Down field gift goal.

Umpiring is officially total BS

Throw in Cox infringes “Only way Collingwood can score” ‘A free’ Quote from 7+ team Cream is off Ricky Mentha good tackle even better goal!!!!!

I2 point turnaround luckily footy gods intercede Woey kick misses x2 [censored] the umpiring Justice at last Luker’s goal!!!

Collingwood have an extra on the field. Umpire you are an embarrassment.

Patrick Ireland. Goal!

Duck(er) with black and white stripes. Free Tmac on song great first quarter Jack Billings leather poisoning Marty Hore straight back into play. Pies denied by siren😝 Exactly Mitch Hardy goal!!

Casey free kick exclusion zone out there. Ricky Mentha prominent Jed Adams Tmac steady Billy the Kid Goal!

Cream lite

Mercifully the rain appears to have lessened in intensity from the earlier interviews.

Callum Brown on the 7mate panel.

If there's a Scotsman loudly enjoying the downpour outside the Victoria Hotel. Avoid.