P-man

6. Oliver 5. May 4. Viney 3. Petracca 2. Jackson 1. Lever

Three quarters of puss and a last quarter of sexy time. Certainly wasn’t a great team effort but some great individual games. Oliver incredible. Viney all heart. May was solid all game and just as importantly gives us grunt. Brayshaw finally showing a few signs that he can get back something resembling form. Jackson yet again played a smart game down forward. Those having a crack at him aren’t paying attention. Competing strongly in the air and playing a selfless game for the other forwards. The skills are still a huge issue, but by the end of the game it was a 50 point win. It took a massive detour but it was job done.

Oliver 202 ranking points. King: “Derm, do you think he can take his game to the next level?” Pretty sure he’s at the next level.

The last quarter especially has been the Brayshaw of old.

I’m just gonna say it. I love Steven May. So glad he plays for us.

God Oliver is fun to watch.

I’ve never seen a game with so many stupid soft free kicks given while missing the absolute obvious ones. It’s extraordinary.

Well done Locky.

Stupid, slow and clumsy yet again from Brayshaw. Needs a few weeks off.

Club MUST ask for a please explain about this umpiring. This is absurdly bad officiating of a professional sport.

I’m legit surprised when we hit a target by foot.

I reckon we take it as a statement that we are just not that good. At all. In fact we’re pretty crap.

What an abysmal display of skills. Just utter trash.

I dont even know what Langdon was trying to do with that forward entry. He kicked it to three Crows players.

We have to stop calling Salem a great kick. He’s barely even a good kick.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Someone confiscate their whistle.

God this umpiring is so bad. SO bad.

Bad call but geeze we were due one.

Brayshaw has had one touch.

Umps are doing everything in their power to get Crows over the line here.

Are we ever going to get a free for held ever?

Nice dive Tex you clown.

At least Viney is standing up.

Yep. We suck.

And Ricciuto as the [censored] flavoured cherry on top. Well done Jacko.