Little Goffy

A nice touch that it is made of wood, too complete the pointless anchor alliteration.

Mindfulness and mind-set coaching. When it's bad, it's rubbish and actually does harm. When its good, it trains people to be aware of the things they're doing which aren't actually helpful, and to deliberately choose to replace them with actually useful habits. It can also be quite good for learning to not give two ****s about external opinion, including avoiding the trap of reacting disrespectfully just to prove you don't care. Really optimistic about this appointment.

Possibly an autocorrect trip, or the writer was using Grammarly so it just assumed everything was middle-manager-speak?

You'd think people (or at least Zero Hanger) would have a full grasp of this after the shameful commentaries about Koutafides, who backended his contract to hell twice so that Carlton could cope when the AFL decided to enforce the salary cap on them for a few seasons. But trying to piece together a full picture of the peaks and troughs of player salaries would be quite the task, and nobody would click! Still, Ben McKay, lol. It should read 'Ben Mckay plus the premium rate for not having to use any trade value in the AFL's ridonkulus patchwork system.

It is weird to me how language loses meaning when people pick up a catchphrase or expression without actually knowing the meaning, and then just... use it when it feels good? I guess? 'One of those players with a glass ceiling' must be the weirdest description of a draftee I've ever heard.

I think there is space for a very wide rethink of how contracts are constructed. It all seems very ad hoc, and very much just an accumulated legacy as the league went from semi-professional to professional to 'marketplace'. Doesn't help that the AFL administration is addicted to reactive tweaks. At the simplest level every contract needs to succeed at giving both the player and the club security in an environment where a player's 'worth' can dramatically turn in the space of minutes, never mind years. I wonder how much of the current chaos, minutiae, and confusion could be boiled down to just a few key points?

Forgive me if this has already been mentioned, but if Langford does indeed get picked round 1 it will be a major early career test of his character. His 19th birthday is the night before, and it is a saturday night.

Yoikes, it is no wonder Simon Goodwin struggles to embed a game plan when the goalposts keep getting shuffled around. One moment Brisbane are missing key players, the next it is the replacements. Coleman, Doedee and McCarthy may well be in our 22, but they wouldn't be pushing our Petracca, Oliver and Brayshaw to do it. Anyway, it is a side argument. You believe that Simon Goodwin is the problem, I believe we've been hit hard by circumstance and have managed to load up on new talent during the storm.

Sigh. You just know the moment anyone says 'I'm optimistic that if we can get our best players back on the field we'll be back in contention' someone with a Goodwin-shaped axe to grind will announce that Brisbane had just returned from the Somme when they won the premiership. I'll sum it up. Oscar McInerney was the only missing Brisbane player who had polled a top-5 best and fairest finish at any club in the previous four seasons. Meanwhile the Demons we're trying to make do without two routine contenders for the Brownlow medal as well as one of our most important leaders, on top of a normal injury mix. Anyway, 2024 featured not only injuries but more simply a very poor season from about half a dozen of our best players. It was a huge drop in performance. If most of them return from injury and regain some form, then 2024 will be defined by the swell that produces alongside multiple highly rated kids that our misfortune and wisdom has allowed us to draft and to get games into. There is a possibility that we will absolutely stop the competition into dust in 2025. But the range of possibilities for us includes everything from barely competitive to absolutely dominant. It's a weird one. Just please leave the axe at the door.

I understood the compelling need to have that tall forward target in 2024, and if it had worked even a little better it could have turned a few games and we may even have played finals. But I've long seen Petty as a potential All-Australian level defender, and our medium-long term succession in defence is actually more of a concern than our longer term forward line. It was worth trying, it didn't really work, and Petty in defence is a much more effective player than Petty up forward. Also, Picket Fence, don't go thinking you're sneaky - I can see you over there quietly loading coal into the Jefferson steam train ;)

Yes please. Name built for our social media team to compile highlights on the wing... Hopefully he doesn't go to the devils.

Can former public servants join? After all, a lawyer is just an adversarial bureaucrat. (ducks for cover)

They are one of only two teams to win three World Cups (the other being South Africa). Since world rankings were introduced in 2003, the All Blacks have held the #1 spot 80% of the time. They have won 10 of 16 Tri-Nations tournaments; six of seven Rugby Championships; and retained the Bledisloe Cup for 17 years. I got a big bag of churlish to hand out for anyone who wants to compare that to 1 premiership in 14 seasons on an easy wicket.

Alas, numbers go up.

And all that pain right before the 'franchise' teams came in and blew a hole in any further rebuilding efforts. I take some comfort that we weren't the only club to stink up that draft. It is hilarious that after four picks in the first round, we gained a heritage-grade champion with pick 34. Also kind of funny that with Gawn and Melksham (who we originally hoped to get at 11) we have two of the six players still playing from that draft. Fremantle can relate to that - taking injury-cruelled Morabito at 4 but then getting exactly the player that they hoped Morabito would become at pick 20. Port Adelaide managed Butcher, Moore and Pittard at 8,9 and 16. Ouch. But when I look back at that draft era I can't help but feel a smirking pity for Carlton, whose drafting pain was spread in small doses year after year and prevented them from assembling a full team around what should have been an incredible champion core. Pretty much from the moment they traded Kennedy and pick 3 for Judd, it all went wrong. 2008 - Pick 6, Chris Yarran 2009 - Pick 12, Kane Lucas 2010 - (compromised draft) Pick 18, Matthew Watson 2011 - (Compromised draft) pick 22, Josh Bootsma 2012 - Pick 11, Troy Menzel 2013 - Pick 13, Patrick Cripps 2014 - Pick 19, Blaine Boekhurst 2015 - Finally a jackpot, with Weitering, McKay and Curnow 2016 - Pick 6, Sam Petrevski-Seton 2017 - Pick 3, Paddy Dow & Pick 10, Lachie O'Brien (Special mention to De Koning at 30) Ten drafts, a total of 13 first round picks, just 4 of them have been successful at AFL level, with three of those from a single draft. Honestly, their drafting hasn't improved much since. Finally got a swell of okay kids in the last couple of seasons and the difference shows, but no doubt a decade of very weak drafting is a significant reason behind the Blues never quite becoming a top threat despite having several absolutely first-rate champions.