Sideshow Bob

Big lump of a lad. Going to fill out massively by the looks.

Amazingly still a sneaky

5 goals down After inept footy for 2 quarters. Get our chit together this quarter were back in the game

Wake the [censored] up!!!!

Super annoyed Just found out it's a Carlton Home game. Won't be my in my plush Trident club surrounds. Out with the ferals

Couch, oodie and scotch for me tonight. I get grumpy when not in my fancy trident club seat with bar right behind me.

Mostly because I am sadistic and enjoy watching other clubs implode But secondly - if it frees up a bont, a marra, a Riley sanders.... and we can get our hands on one happy days

If I was at any club I’d be making public offers just to watch the dogs house burn

Media reports about possible smoke around the Bont. As captain was part of their review - obviously thing's not working.... might be able to pry out if things don't improve. Go and get the Bont! https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/thats-trouble-dogs-elpehant-in-room-as-frustrated-superstars-future-in-doubt/news-story/569789df5489e6dd3e3fc34027507161

Fully realistic. Nothing short of: -25 touches -4 goals, with a GOTY contender -7 jack viney style brutal tackles -Dermott brereton style run through of the opposition huddle -Shaun Smithesque Hanger standing atop Max Gawn -3, 2 and 1 broqnlow votes and be awarded the Norm Smith in advance Would get close to what this kid is capable of in game 1🤣

100% the best Mullet in footy currently Reminiscent of the the great mullets of the past - Allen Jakovich Wayne Carey Dermie and garry 'whiskers/Budda' hocking.

The Penfold cup. Winners have a grange shower in the song instead of gatorade.... They also have sponsorship arrangements with both Carlton and Melbourne. Blues v Dees in the Barossa.

Kozzie just going for a spoil. It's a footy act. Can't change your position once in the air......

Ha ha ha Collingwood

Is that goal of the year