Deeman

Mr. Spock.

I went to the SCG today and discovered that a failed former Demon has changed sports and is now batting at #3 for Australia.

They are now officially known as Greater Western Carlton.

I thought the Flanders family hailed from Springfield?

Good to know that at this time of year Santa is training the house down. He’s got a hard gig coming up in the near future.

Well worth it recruiting this pair.

Nice touch by the Dockers to draft Shultz after picking up Hogan in the trades.

Can you trade rookie draft picks?

Young Bradtke has been on the club's books for several months now so despite the fact that he wasn't able to train until now, I am somewhat disappointed at the absence of a beard. Come on Max - teach the kid!

Pity the population of that city in New Zealand a whole lot more.

I would take him in a heartbeat if we could get pick 66 into the deal as well.

Based on Preussy's classic rag dolling of T Mac in last year's AFLX, surely he is a must for inclusion.

Which of the identical King twins is better looking?

And on the other half back flank in the GF team, there's Tony Anderson. Offspring?

The man is obviously innocent ... well, either that or he stole the cap.

Peter Bell?

Belly is winging his way to town in order to get some feathers in his cap? Go figure?

John Alexander's electorate in Sydney?

Tom $cully would make a great fit at Arden Street. They could also get his old man in to replace the gasometer.

I’m hoping to the Lord above that the Dockers have amnesia over the Colin Sylvia trade.

You have no idea about how much power Gillon McLauchlan wields in the AFL. He can do anything including predict my pearls of wisdom ?

They're stealing my material.

The end of an Irra at Port Adelaide.

Yep, absolutely rogered. There’s even talk about extending Goodwin’s contract. That’s a sure fire way to make sure we’re heading for trouble. As the man said ... “we are f....d”.