Deestroy All

How can ya hate Scotty Lucas? Unless he's playing us that is... He's great to watch, underrated, not a [censored], and he plays for Essendon, rare attributes coming from that club... Alan Didak Dale Thomas Josh Carr Q Lynch Daniel Ward

That ^ is a good point.

Never expecting too much, or even expecting the worst, I guess you'll never be dissapointed, safe system. Anything better is a bonus. Obviously the kid will need to develop, don't they all? But FCS, I'm a realist and watching the videos of his play and his attitude have me pretty confident there's a place for this kid at AFL level. Watching Aaron run onto the field in the WankCup, scoop up the ball and kick a ripper made everyone go "ooooooooo", he's now a household name. His brother. Danyle Pearce and Nathan Krakouer... there's a growing need for these quick pocket types that apply defensive preasure, the indigenous boys usually bring that x-factor with them as well. You should enjoy the ride, rather than try to knock everyone down a peg or two all the time.

Class act CAC. Thanks for leaving us with what appears to be a very good crop of youngsters to build with and around. That's all we can ask for. Thanks for 11 years of dedication to our club and goodluck for the future. P.S. My Dad is a toothless Tigers supporter. I hope all your match days are as miserable as his usually are

Oh dear, I'd never seen that before. It was Milne he avoided too, which makes it even funnier.

Gibbs has done nothing of note apart from being a number 1 pick with huge wraps. Carlton are hilarious. It'd be hard to inspire Judd and Fevola when your voice hasnt' even broken yet.

Was a legit tackle, not unlike those applied by Bell, Sylvia, Byron and most of Brisbane's tacklers. Bruce was just unlucky that he has boney shoulders and he landed on near concrete. Still, Guerra wears a rug, sucks to be him.

Surely you realised using the word "hate" towards the captain of our footy club is a little extreme and would [censored] people off? I've always had major issues with Neita, but he's never shat in my soup so I've no reason to hate the bloke.

I want Kangars. I was all for giving Sampi a crack as soon as I heard he left the Eagles. I'm glad we gave him a crack, but unfortunately for him it looks like it's not meant to be. We now have Maric as well. I like what I hear about Kangars, could develop nicely or at least add to our lack of good depth. Ideally I'd like both, but I doubt it can happen.

Neale obviously didn't. And what a crock of [censored]. Brock McLean's marking ability was poor in his first season, should he have just settled for that, or work on it to improve? He worked on it, now he rarely drops one, he can now do more than he could. Robbo went away and learnt to kick straighter E T C . . . Great posting of stats. Great waste of time. Only 3 pages in and you still haven't figured out that it's not about his stats. Hannabal's 1% should post more.

I did, just a thank you for the design and feedback, and it's been forwarded to the appropriate department. AKA 'Junkmail'

Had to be something fuelling Bailey's love affair for Miller, didn't think it was goat photo's... Giving his aggression license back means we may at least get SOMETHING out of him.

He can shove a flute up his clacker and have every player following him around like rats, still wouldn't make him a leader in the heat of the battle. You still don't get it, lead all you want in December, will count for nothing when you're ducking your head in September or looking at the umps while your opponent skips off with the ball. The guy has 200+ games and football knowledge and skill, I'm more than happy for him to pass any of his tricks onto the new bloke that can't spell Adam either. He's not a leader of a football team, that is all there is too it. If he was, he wouldn't have been demoted in the weak as [censored] Daniher era.

Kangars?

You're describing a good bloke, I'm talking about on-field leaders. A leader who is out there to lead 21 other men, set an example, go when it's his turn, inspire etc... You've also met him and no doubt value the person he is, I'm not questioning that. Yze is not a leader on a football field. He might be a popular bloke amongst the boys, but even they would cringe when Joel Bowden yells "BOO" from 30 meters away and Yze shat himself, in Febuary no less.... I always go back to this incident. It's the worst of all his "soft" actions over the years, but it was pathetic to watch, and no leader would ever do that. He was once one of my favourite players, I love exciting players, and I won't deny he's an excitement machine at his best. But it's going on 3 years of selfish, soft, embarrassing Yze, who like Hannabal says, still thinks 20 possessions is all it takes to get a game. If that's all it takes, they're all 300 game champions. (Jamar excluded *chuckle*)

Excellent leadership abilities, no denying that, that's why he's in the leadership group... oh hang on, no he's not... and GEE I wonder why. Can't cut it in one of the worst leadership groups in the comp, that says it all. The first half against Essendon in that elim final was the only glimpse of leadership he's ever shown. Uh-oh, I'm gunna get shut down now! And where did anyone say him being older means he is crap?

Davey looks rrrrripped.

HAHA this is correct. It's Cay-el. Still laughing at torlet...

Jared is almost KPP size... Morton will still grow a bit. Hey Riv, his name is Cale not Carl

1. David Neitz would kick 120 goals in a season if he didn't drop chest marks, kicked straighter, and was 5 years younger. 2. Aaron Davey would be a great ruckman if he was 2 feet taller. 3. Mark Jamar could be a footballer. Some things are never going to happen. Such as your point #3. And Green soft, that comment always shows up the dumbest Melbourne supporters. I'm not even a Green fan, but he'd never duck his head in a practice much with no one around him. Nor would he duck his head backing into a pack. Idiots.

Could be a reference to the old commercials where "KEN BRUCE HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAD!" Maybe he married Barbie.

Photo by George_on_the_Outer Left to right: Grimes, Morton, (front) unkown, (rear) McNamara, Maric, Cheny

Drew it in Adobe Illustrator. Stuck the advertising on in Photoshop.

I posted this on 'ology a week or so ago, it's my version of the alternate strip that I emailed to the club.