Deestroy All

Even good teams bomb it in against Collingwood because they apply pressure and make them do that. We are not a good team. I know that, you know it and Roos knows it. I haven't seen the i50 count but it felt more even than usual, if Oxley was manned up he wouldn't have easily marked everything, and we could've crumbed it or locked it in. It was a simple and obvious move and I'm staggered that it was never made. Of course his response on 360 is going to be "well you know they had Clokey on fire down there so we had to keep someone camped in front of him..." My response is no we had a good chance to win, even with all the turnovers, and you should've made them worry about our forward line rather than worry about theirs, at least at a later go-time stage FFS.

Lost in the coaches box. Got a red hot Garlett waiting for anything to hit the ground, yet we leave Oxley on his own to mark everything. He should've been manned up, or lined up and smashed. Apart from that I was happy enough with the overall effort.

I've had fun, that's what matters. Give me some more in the 2nd half ya mugs.

He panics like a first gamer and runs himself into trouble every time. Btw, who are booing him, us or them?

If we give him back now, we might be a chance to win this.

Nah, he's playing exactly like he did at Collingwood. Shows dash but ultimately there's going to be a long kick to anywhere or a bad one two handball attempt. At Collingwood it could end up looking good or go unnoticed if it didn't because they were a good team. He's an average player with a big profile that looked good in a good team. Now he's an average Melbourne player.

Rubbishly, quite frankly. Looks like he's played with us for years.

I'll be awake and hoping to see the number 186 exceeded. Because no matter how bad a team is going, they're not as bad as we were, and I can't be truly happy until another bunch of supporters are as miserable as we were.

"I think he's sort of a marking goal kicker, I don't think he's a ground level creator as some of... you know the Brown's, the Reiwoldt's a lot of the big forwards are. I've got a feeling he's a finisher, most of his disposals have gotta be shots at goal." So yes, he did say that, just in a long winded and uneducated way.

vanDemon kicked a ball Goodes fumbled and his arm at the same time.

I'm not sure but I'd like to hear it too. Jono Brown stuff, they'll be running it in network promos when he joins their panels after retiring.

I'm a huge fan. There's no pension collecting with this bloke, he improves us on and off the field. I think he should and will go round again and if others can push him out of the team we'll be a pretty damn good one.

Someone showed me this, taken from Big Footy

Alright I'm starting to see it.

6 vandenBulldozer 5 Jones - the good one 4 Vince 3 Hogan 2 Pedo 1 Cross Tom McDonald, where's he at? Really needs to lift his game. 1 weeks in a row he hasn't been in the votes.

I bet Greg Williams wishes he played in this era!

I'm glad Spencer did some nice things and got to enjoy a win, but I have to be a bit of a negative Nancy and say he was up against the worst ruckman going round. Then again Dogs supporters would say the same if Cordy beat Spencer so good on him. I still can't believe how much they paid for Boyd, I said he was in the dinosaur mould last year, and I've seen nothing to change my opinion. If you're a stay at home forward that size, you need to be able to move. Daniher and Hogan must be worth 4 mil each if he's pulling 1 mil.

I've been trying for years.

According to Leight Matthews, Hogan has no game when the ball hits the deck. What a win. You know when Jake Spencer is bursting through the centre and hitting blokes on the [censored] it's gunna be our day.

Not sure if Fitzpatrick or Silvagni.

Tom Boyd is $7,000,000 worth of Datsun.

Comedy for the rest of us.

Engage him in pseudo-intellectual conversation.

I will quickly go and destroy all of our spreadsheets.

Is the NBL still a thing?