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Certainly not the worst first 2 games you'll see.

Hopefully not

Thought Nibbler was excellent. In a game where we weren't clean it was the tackles and pressure that counted and he smashed it in both categories.

Maybe today would have been a good day for Turner.

I never get happy when old players goal against us. I was happy when he did I don't think he would have been that happy to be playing against us at all.

It's funny because the line they draw down in VAR would actually be much better suited for the goal line in AFL.

That moment when McVee took the mark at half back and took off through the middle. It was just natural instincts and going with your gut. He made the decision that split second quicker than most and it helps he can deliver a kick too.

And I love it how the commentators played it down by saying how it was a nice quick call! Surely that goes in the same bucket of nump commentary when someone fumbles mark of the year over the goal line and they want it paid.

Yes. Judgements on one game are dangerous

Over 700 metres gained, not bad.

If that Fritta shot went through it would have been 20 goals in a game two weeks in a row. Not bad for a team that has no forward line and can't score.

Hope he puts the bunmer's bums on seats

6. Brodie Grundy 5. Jack Viney 4. Trent Rivers 3. Lachie Hunter 2. Christian Petracca 1. Clayton Oliver Special mention to Alex Neal-Bullen

Trac really lifted in the second half. 12 possessions, 2 contested, no tackles and 1 clearance in the first half. 29 possessions, 8 contested, 4 tackles, 3 clearances and 3 goals by full time. Edit: 448 metres gained too thank you very much.

Break out the orange aid

Trent Rivers has gone beast mode

37 pressure acts too!

Lachie Hunter covered more territory than the early settlers.

Judd McVee, I just love the way he goes about footy!

Go to specsavers

Get out that was over

That's what Florent needed to do

Judd McVee is such a quick thinking footballer.

Garbage turf, let's go home.