layzie

Yeah he's a nice kick isn't he the ole souvlarkey

Is there a way to find this out really quickly?

I'll have him

Let's get some of that sweet, sweet BBB

Fair to say it's Chandlermonium!

It's true, I really just wanted to say the phrase 'match highlights'. I've got this thing about saying things so you deliberately sound dumb for comic effect for some reason. My mum used to crack me up when she'd come with me to Melb games. If we lost and I'd be all annoyed and moaning, she'd say something like "I'm interested to hear the explanation from the coach". Still laugh about it now.

We pretty much broke even there. Though Weid did get the DL most discussed ex player's 'ok' game award this week.

It's just so good to beat those bin lickers from North Melbourne. That streak from 2007 to 2018 was embarrassing. I now expect us to carry on a streak that goes at least until Arden Station is built and probably longer.

9 for Curnow. 9!

Finally home, time to watch the match highlights!

The bookie odds for DL (silly) suggestions: 4-1 - Harmes 7-1 - No-one 11-1 - Jordon 15 - 1 - ANB

I thought we were a really good team tonight

Yep. Did some nice things but didn't grab the opportunity.

It's just not footy is it.

Seriously, the pillock behind me was screaming when we were kicking it backwards. We got plenty of time to beat up on garbage sides later this season and maybe get a 100 point win then and if not I'll take a few 90s. Job done, no injuries (that I know of). Jets cooled.

Some mighty ships we have in Gawn and Grundy.

6. Petracca 5. Oliver 4. Chandler 3. Brayshaw 2. Fritsch 1. Bowey

You wanted ruthless? You got ruthless.

Just need the antidote for the woman behind me to shut up because we didn't win by 100 points.

We really Bin Diesel'd them

It's always good when Melbourne beats North

A ripsnorter

We did it! 😀

Wait for the neysayers

Good bye 100 point win