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I don't think he has a grudge either and I think he's not too bad at being impartial (With maybe just a little extra excitement in Doggies games). I just think he's bang average as a caller, his timing and cadence is all wrong like an off-beat marching band and his vocal register isn't suited for the job, others can make the high pitch thing work but his voice just goes up to this comedic pitch. I don't mind Nicholson though.

Eeyroreeee. Kid's party idea: Pin the tail on the Longmuir.

Couldn't make this one but I do agree you see much more of the overall effort with spread and defensive pressure at the ground. I think because I'm so used to seeing it that way I thought it was fair to assume that's what was happening when watching on TV. They're a tough nut to crack the Saints, yes it would have been disappointing to lost considering they were walking wounded but most sides would be affected more by this than St Kilda.

The feathered caps will be on sale if the Swans get over them in two weeks.

Can take this or leave this, club game tallies get a bit overhyped but I guess it could have been an easy footnote to Salo's milestone. Not gonna go too hard on them.

Freo are a joke.

It can happen with a big hyper extension type movement. And cramp can be buggery

The deathride wheels are sharpening.

In the words of Reznor: "Bow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve."

So good to have someone who just calls the game.

Freo are pathetic

The Blues are handing it out.

Hoping it's not as bad for Howes but that didn't look good.

Banking them from deep!

Turn the volume down or go to the games. Much better!

The Blue Baggers!

People should treat a footy club how they wish to be treated.

We're entering Corneria city now

6. May all day 5. Petracca 4. Sparrow 3. Langdon 2. Salem 1. Bowey

We'll be back and so will you.

Well it doesn't give an accurate read of what we can do or how far we can go. Next week however..

Yep I agree with this.

Thought Gus played a good game. Was in all the right positions and influenced the contest. Turned it over a little as did everyone but did his job. You can also spare me the talk about DE efficiency and if a certain someone wants to drop a link to an article on this subject for the umpteeth time then maybe they can better spend their freedom looking up the difference between effective and efficient in the dictionary.

It is a win that doesn't really give an accurate read on where we are at. Got plenty of issues and things to work on, will just take the win and live to fight another day for now.

Useless stats edition #104: We haven't lost to St Kilda since Richo has been here..