Tony Tea

I think Hinch has given up pretending he barracks for Melbourne. Footy fraud.

Every time Wines touched the ball last night I jabbed myself in the leg with my fork. (Lucky I am only allowed plastic forks.)

The sixth best mark of all time, and yet Winny Abraham won mark of the year.

Wiz should never have returned to WA in 2002. Mad work by his management.

Bounty. Breadfruit. I would not lie.

Can't be UDG. No mention of his mother-in-law.

It was. It was a joke. It must have been. It made me laugh.

Canaan Banana's descendants will be disappointed to read that.

Saw a sign recently: "There are no bananas kept on these premises."

And in selection news - Melbourne have cut a swathe through last weekend's team which was pumped by the Bulldogs at Etihad. The Dees have made wholesale changes for this weekend's traditional bye.

Katich's average since the start of the Australia v Pakistan series in England last year is 32. Ponting's average in the same period is 29.

Brent Williams is a terrifically gifted sportsman who basically couldn't give a f##k. Pretty sure he comes from down Keysborough way. If we'd been able to harness his talent we would have had a real player.