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daisycutter

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  1. i think that's where he sells that dodgy halal "certified" alpaca meat
  2. sorry to hear you are in a halfway home, bbo. hope things will lookup soon
  3. what happened to the cow's liver, jazzer?
  4. promissory notes don't count as pay, bbo as da said "and lets be clear on this, they're not worth the paper they're written on"
  5. or how about the african hairy frog http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_Frog
  6. does a hipster toad with a moustache count?
  7. talking of neighbours, col, what's it like living in bummer heartland? must make you feel like mc
  8. poodle walkers can go cavalier king charles spaniel walkers get to stay poodles are too smart for their own good, col
  9. Col, i'd be in favour of bringing back the death penalty just temporarily, just long enough to rid the country of hipsters
  10. replays all day tomorrow......bliss we've got the messiah and the resurrection is underway
  11. always the educator eh, bbo. well done. i suppose he was on school holidays.
  12. cheers to hardtack and son making the trip down from sydney town seeing two victories must have made it all worthwhile od, would like this. got on a bus after the game (train bus) and this middle aged geezer got up off his seat and offered it to me he must have thought i looked close to a hearter, which was probably true - lol or maybe he fancied me?
  13. yes i can vouch for that although for a while i wondered if mandrake was practising his mass hypnosis
  14. people who pay taxes, bbo, so i guess that excludes you
  15. he has some great hair and teeth restorer pills too, jazza. check him out (i'm on commission so you'll be doing me a favour too)
  16. don't use the orange ones jazza, he makes them up from some old vietnam army surplus supplies the rest he sources from someone in fiskville , so probably ok
  17. out of curiosity, when did jt's hip problems become known? i always thought (presumed) we (mfc at least) knew about them prior to the draft
  18. LOL, i used to think you had a chip on your shoulder, col, now i wonder if there is any shoulder under all those chips
  19. gulp and dropped in first over
  20. no need to import. with global warming i expect burwood will become a viable banana growing district. i am already experimenting with cultivars
  21. you've got to admit, bbo, that when it comes to culture and sophistication jazza is streets ahead of you i guess that's only to be expected when you are a part-time camel herder
  22. don't know about winery, red, but demonland makes a fine whinery
  23. you can bet that somehow the tab was ultimately picked up by the tax payer, earl
  24. not much, just a little
  25. you might have to settle for the dons in the ammos, od if you squint hard you can imagine the black is navy

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