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daisycutter

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Everything posted by daisycutter

  1. huh? i thought moe was an eastern suburb, biffo
  2. now c'mon earl, it was always a meeting place for utes, tradies, pi$$heads, drug dealers and loose women and in your case wayward youth searching for the meaning of life
  3. good heavens, moonie. i'd need a visa and a good dressing down to get into the burvale and even then i'd only meet biffo's clients i stick to the tennis/bowls clubs with the occasional pensioners discount meal at the flinders even it means travelling beyond the safe confines of beautiful burwood
  4. there's no substitute for good manners, al take a leaf out of my book
  5. i just hope the hipsters don't read that article and migrate on their $5,000 push bikes i need to talk to border protection
  6. "Burwood and its surrounds in Melbourne’s east bursts with the largest oversupply of women, analysis based on the latest Census data shows." A veritable female smorgasbord
  7. go head jazza, take a holiday anywhere you like ........as long as you get back in time for milking
  8. yeah. don't know why bbo was so perplexed over the ..um.. methodology. after all he is a country boy and a "gentleman" farmer himself i assumed it was just farming 101
  9. i just assumed he was very tall......or he had built up gum boots
  10. never mind bbo,you probably are not aware of it at the moment, but your involuntary celibacy is actually quite character building in time you'll learn to be social again just don't be tempted with the lads like that ballarat farmer
  11. would that be the paleo diet, red?
  12. you're in fine form tonight, moonie. the pathetic to$$er with his fancy airs and graces deserves all he gets
  13. nah, it's being full of s*it and dyslexic, or maybe being full of grappa and dyslexic....take your pick
  14. moonie, think he gets one of his alpaca pa's to type his posts, him being an inbred upperclass and fully dyslexic
  15. cadet camp was free, jazza......courtesy of the tax payer.....and we got live ammunition
  16. well i had to learn how to kill, pillage and ravage somewhere, jazza......sheeesh
  17. think some people will smoke anything, jazza when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles
  18. thanks for the heads-up ethan.....i really needed that image.....not
  19. is that a nautical term, red, or some sort of naughtiness?
  20. until you have smoked asparagus (incl.drawback), earl, you would be well advised to stay silent
  21. doubt it moonie......he never got on first (or last) names terms with any of them.....such a cad
  22. Let it Dee, r&b
  23. think i'll cry instead off to the footy.....GO DEES
  24. i think you've had a hard days night.....and it not even 6pm! tip: don't watch vfl games on telly
  25. i think you've been playing with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds a bit too much

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