Demonstone

I would think they'd name teams for our game on Wednesday and the other teams on Thursday.

Some of you did well for Father's Day by the sound of it. All I received were three anonymous cards addressed "To Whom It May Concern".

Victory!

I used to glue Melbourne into top spot and Collingwood into 12th and sticky-tape it to my bedroom door.

You'll have to explain that one to me.

They did. Sometimes a player would be reported by more than one umpire for the same incident!

That's true. Even the central umpires are loath to report these days, preferring to wait for the video review.

I thought that they (and boundary umpires) are still allowed to do so today, albeit it's been many years since I've seen it happen.

We're going to need a clue, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew.

I reckon I've still got a fridge magnet in a drawer somewhere.

I have a solution to that problem!

Every single year, without fail: 1. Player X (from my club) should have been selected. 2. Player Y (from another club) doesn't deserve his selection. 3. The selectors don't have any idea. 4. The selectors hate my club. Rinse and repeat.

ANB of course.

1. Hints in the OP suggest that banana milkshakes is the correct answer. (Yeah, I'm a smoothie). 2. Did you seriously pay $20 for a milkshake @Young Angus?

A sneak preview of @DEE fence visiting Melky after his knee operation.

Cod help us.

??? He's in the squad.

Adelaide are no chance at all.

So, a $3,000 fine for Weitering. I hope he sends his money to the correct bank account.

We don't need to show them our whole hand. The middle finger would suffice.

It's possible that we do both. Wouldn't that be lovely!

Melky turns 32 tomorrow (!). If he needs a knee reco and is out for a year, I think it might be curtains* for him at AFL level, sadly. * Not saying I wouldn't trade him for Curtin.

Essendon fans I know bemoan the quality of his disposal, even if he does get a lot of touches.

Last I heard Daicos is a definite 'out' and Moore a likely 'in'.

I can think of ten AFL clubs that desperately wish they were playing next Thursday night.