Demonstone

I have a solution to that problem!

Every single year, without fail: 1. Player X (from my club) should have been selected. 2. Player Y (from another club) doesn't deserve his selection. 3. The selectors don't have any idea. 4. The selectors hate my club. Rinse and repeat.

ANB of course.

1. Hints in the OP suggest that banana milkshakes is the correct answer. (Yeah, I'm a smoothie). 2. Did you seriously pay $20 for a milkshake @Young Angus?

A sneak preview of @DEE fence visiting Melky after his knee operation.

Cod help us.

??? He's in the squad.

Adelaide are no chance at all.

So, a $3,000 fine for Weitering. I hope he sends his money to the correct bank account.

We don't need to show them our whole hand. The middle finger would suffice.

It's possible that we do both. Wouldn't that be lovely!

Melky turns 32 tomorrow (!). If he needs a knee reco and is out for a year, I think it might be curtains* for him at AFL level, sadly. * Not saying I wouldn't trade him for Curtin.

Essendon fans I know bemoan the quality of his disposal, even if he does get a lot of touches.

Last I heard Daicos is a definite 'out' and Moore a likely 'in'.

I can think of ten AFL clubs that desperately wish they were playing next Thursday night.

True enough Luci.

Fair enough Luci but, in the absence of any supporting evidence for your belief, I remain unconvinced.

That addresses the "where" but not the "when". I'm sure the AFL schedules the actual games. Your example is also based on a COVID year where the MCG wasn't an option. I still don't believe that any club can choose what day they play on.

I honestly find that hard to believe, Luci. Do you have a source?

Who is "they"? Are you saying that Collingwood (not the AFL) decide which day they play their first final?

Your words have been marked. You got an "F".

Hope he can throw the ball back into play better than he commentates.

He's not among the four emergencies, of whom one will be the sub.

I thought it was the ball he claimed to have touched.

WC would jump at that. We'd be very foolish to do it.