Demonstone

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So it's Lever by a whisker, then.

Just think of the possibilities if that dreaded merger with Hawthorn had actually happened. "Go Aitches!".

I do love me a good oxymoron, Nasher. Getting off topic, but here's a few more for you.

If it's the reality bus, count me in! I'll bring the learnings for us all to share on the way.

That's a lot of celebratory beers.

Of course. Should have picked that up.

Probably because the article is about forward lines with three prolific goal kickers. What I can't work out is the note that says * DENOTES PREMIERS but there are no asterisks to be seen.

Slight variation on the running gag, It's Time. He spelled Jordan (Lewis) correctly.

Alice Springs is about 450km from Uluru.

Still the only player to kick double figures on debut. A couple of others kicked nine. For Melbourne, the best is Harry Davie in 1924 (!) with six. Sean Charles and Brent Heaver kicked five on debut.

Jordan

That qualifies for a lifetime ban, binman.

I'd be confident that there is hardly any money being bet on North this week.

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Sideshow Mel(ksham) I reckon.

If he plays the game as it should be played, Geelong might be interested.

Casey would have had to "start" around Christmas time to give birth in late September.

The same Kade Simpson who turns 37 next week?

I've seen Jordon's contract and it includes a clause that stipulates that he gets a $100 bonus each and every time somebody spells his name wrong. I mean, it's great that he's signed and all that, but this is going to send the Club broke.

100 to one on is ridiculous odds in a two horse race, even in this contest where one of the horses is a thoroughbred champion and the other is a Shetland pony.

As long as they do it from a distance. I'd be happy to see them far cough.

Hard to believe that a Richmond fan would get this wrong. ?

They still do. Great band!

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