Demonstone

We've already got Harry Sharp. How many Sharps do we need? Here are some more potential sharps. They'd go in pretty hard from what I remember.

Tenth does. That's bottom half.

More details about this nonsense have been leaked from AFL House. The finals will henceforth be known as the World Series.

That's easily addressed by eliminating the stupid pre-finals bye. Simples!

That's not how I remember it. You sure you're not just making that up to suit your argument?

It's farcical that a side finishing in the bottom half of the ladder gets to play finals. Did somebody say "tinpot"?

Yeah, nah. If the best you can do is finish tenth, you don't deserve to be playing finals. Come on dollar, come on, come on.

Captaincy will prevent him from getting injured? On that basis, we need to appoint 44 Co-Captains. 😁

Couldn't stay away, eh?

Here's a list of current players for you to delve into. Zero HangerTallest & Shortest AFL Players Full List

You'll all no doubt be horrified to learn that I have devised yet another twisted, torturous time-waster. However, I'll give the quiz players time to recover from Little Goffy's tall order before unleashing it. Next week, perhaps?

The writing was on the wall the day we played Carlton and he chased but couldn't catch the slow-as-treacle Brock McLean.

Clint Bartram? He is the exception to this group, having played over 100 games before a degenerative knee complaint forced him into premature retirement aged 24. In his first season, he played every H & A game, came fifth in the Rising Star award and was named Melbourne's Best First Year player.

Fanning played his last game for us in 1947, so is a fair way off being the most recent Fred. It was a decent game, though. That was the day he kicked the still record 18 goals, with his final kick being a disgraceful behind.

Great question! I reckon Fred Cook would be the last, and he finished up at VFL level in 1969.

I think the intent is to snooker people.

I nominated Darling then changed it to Hofmann as I wasn't sure whether you were after a player from your team or not.

So you're a Latrelle thinker, huh?

Oooh, how enticing! Kyle Dunkley didn't work out for MFC but I'm sticking with the family and nominating his brother Josh as my desired player. Part two of my homework? I'll go with the well known Lennox Hofmann from Geelong.

Not an easy one, but gettable. 😁

Wow. That's very skinny for a bloke that tall.