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The best description I have heard of Kane Cornes and those of his ilk is "flame thrower". It's attention-seeking behaviour that's all about the clicks and outrage. With that in mind, I don't know why anybody would take these gutter journalists seriously or, indeed, pay them any attention at all.

Luke Molan, at the age of 41, is still playing and is currently running around for Heywood in the South West District Football League after crossing from Camperdown (his home town).

Compare and contrast Clarry's shabby treatment to that of Geelong's Tanner Bruhn. After being listed as missing with a "finger injury" for several weeks, he's now listed simply as "unavailable". Why are the media not asking questions about this?

That was Neil Balme wasn't it? edit: A quick search turned up this snippet. Blame the author for misspelling Schwarz's name! But the best story involved Balme’s time coaching Melbourne. It was during this time that David Schwartz exploded onto the scene. He went through a purple patch where he was tearing games apart single handedly and due to his size and strength got the nickname “The Ox”. As David Neitz relayed “Schwarter got a bit ahead of himself” when he went out and purchased a Saab convertible sports car and attached the number plate “THE OX” to his beloved machine. One Sunday morning training session, after a tough Melbourne loss, Balmey arrived ill of temper and lacking sleep only to see the Saab with “THE OX” number plates parked in his spot. Balmey decided it was time to deflate Schwartz’s ego a bit, so he stormed into the changing rooms and bellowed at the top of his voice, “Who the fu!* is THEO-X”

If I may offer some helpful advice, I have a method of dealing with Kane Cornes. The secret is to never read, watch or listen to anything he has to say.

?? They're scheduled to meet at 6.25 Sunday evening.

Is @binman a Binns man?

Cornes would be loving all this as it gives him what he craves the most and that is attention.

Dodoro? I think he left at the end of last season.

That's a very short injury list. Unsack Selwyn!

Harpo's brother Onya invented the starting pistol. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.

I think Rab was referring to Hawthorn's Dingley base.

Why did we let Oscar go? He'd be really handy right now. Sack Goodwin! Am I doing it right?

He needs to be tagged closely. Who wears shortShort?

JUH say no.

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Fixed. 😁

Chins up, fellow posters. We're only two games out of the eight!

I thought the floodgates were about to burst open, but credit to the boys for fighting back and squaring the quarter. Jack Henry out of the game with a hammy. He was causing us some problems early doors.

In other Carlton news, the AFL has announced that they will be granted an additional mid-season pick if they lose next week. The Blues are said to be choosing between the two younger twin brothers of Nathan Fyfe so expect to hear a lot of talk about Owen Fyfe and Norton Fyfe.

The Carlton players found out about the blokes with guns and went into hiding at half time.

That must be a serious injury to Tanner Bruhn's finger/thumb. Surprised we haven't heard more about it.

Getting in early this week, I see.

Hopefully that's because they won't be playing finals.