Demonstone

Che Guerra is in charge now. We don't Fidel around.

Nobody has stopped you voicing your opinion. Everybody is out of step except you, right?

OK Boomer.

Onya Bluey! More sham pain comedy!

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

Should the Suns lose this game and also lose against Essendon (highly unlikely, I know) they will miss the eight altogether and both Freo and Bulldogs will make it.

Better get moving. It's a long way from the Mornington Peninsula to the MCG.

Glad you got my wee joke! Urine trouble with the cat however, according to my E S Pee.

I take quite a dim view of leaks, particularly the one that is always needed at 3am.

I tried putting that into Google Translate and it crashed the program.

Picket instead of Fence?

Meaningless stat. Josh Schache was #2 draft pick in his year.

Judge: "The defendant has been found guilty of murdering his parents. Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?" Defence Lawyer: "I ask the court to show leniency on the compassionate grounds that my client is now an orphan."

This one.

Seriously? It's a footy expression that's been in common usage for eons. It refers to the state of mind when a player runs onto the field (crosses the white line) and instantly becomes more fired up and physically aggressive. It can also relate to a non-football extracurricular activity (cough Bailey Smith cough)

Rowan Marshall might be available.

Compelling reasons to pick him up. On the positive side, he'll be 32 next year. Pass.

The news of Choco getting the bullet has given me an odd craving. Not a great day for the extended family with his son-in-law Dylan Shiel also on the way out of Essendon. (And no, we shouldn't pick him up.)

Is Kalani the right guy? just getting in early

Speaking of which, did Don Quixote call his donkey "Oaty"?

Just redid my sums and you're right, dammit.

Onya Bluey! Funniest poster on this site without doubt.

I think it's still possible that Collingwood miss the final eight. For that to happen, the following needs to occur: 1 - Melbourne d Collingwood, preferably by a decent margin OK, unlikely but not impossible 2 - GCS d Port Adelaide and also Essendon Probable 3 - Hawthorn d Brisbane Possible 4 - GWS d St Kilda Probable 5 - Fremantle/Bulldogs result not important if 1 - 4 happen

We would have won if the quarter was a bit longer, given our magnificent comeback at the end. Bloody cheating timekeepers.