Ghostwriter

Grown men acting like lovesick 16yos. It’s so cringe.

Where was the [censored] 50 against Houston?!! Not that Morris needed it but still… that’s messed up

I feel like a voyeur listening to the commentators enjoying a mutual ‘moment’ over Bobby Hill 🫣🤭

It’s embarrassing how much the commentators are willing a Collingwood comeback.

I’m happy to agree to disagree 🙂

I saw it totally differently. She absolutely owned Ginnivan. He’s not quick-witted, all he could muster was a silly giggle followed by “you’re embarrassing.” She didn’t strike me as humiliated at all. She killed it. Also, it’s not like she appeared in his shower stall at home, he was walking through the airport, a busy public space. The cocky little upstart invites this kind of attention despite lacking in the repartee department.

Yeah, at 7am. It was vodka and something. I only had one and it was one too many.

And make no mistake, he wasn’t a casual supporter. He was as diehard as we are. Still is. I swear to god I will never forget the passion, the adrenaline rush he clearly had, his big red and blue heart on his sleeve. A very special moment for him and us.

I don’t drink. I don’t have to, I’m drunk on life right now!

Culley can do whatever the [censored] he likes 😁

Did y’all see Jai after kicking his first goal? He ran in jubilation, passionately pulled at his jumper and screamed come on to the crowd. And it was real. His blood runs red and blue.

Feel free to bring your little boy to our bay (behind the goals, Bourke St. end) to grab a flag or a sign to wave during the match!

Yeah coz that was the point of @Demonstone ’s post 🙄 #AnyOpportunity

Hey Old Spooky One: Enjoy watching the game today! Let’s barrack hard for our Dees.

It should be the other way around. Eyelids should be batting like mofos with a win and not bat at all with a loss since everyone’s given up, has zero care factor etc. so clearly a loss won’t surprise. By my reckoning this is Goody’s 9th or 10th Last Chance Saloon (depending on where you start, I’m going by the Alice loss). Just a friendly suggestion: if you legitimately don’t care… don’t watch it. There’s no gun to your head.

Welcome to Sad Sack City, population: lots What’s happened to our usual gameday thread? It normally doesn’t turn to sch!tt until the first bounce. Come on you lot! You can’t say you don’t care because guess what…. YOU DO CARE! Why else would you post in this thread or even read it? What’s that I don’t hear you say (but can imagine you thinking it): it’s ok for you Ghosty, you’re slightly deranged and you subsist on a diet of Red Bull and coffee. But… I’ve not had a coffee nor a Red Bull yet and I’m still as pumped for today’s match as every other week* GO YOU MIGHTY DEMONS!!! ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙 Us by Jai and Luker. For the mathematically-challenged that’s 90 points *yeah ok, I’m still slightly deranged with or without stimulants

About a month ago an elderly DA friend rang me and asked what I know about “Dirk Wadeson” and if it looks like he’s coming to us. This morning she rang me and asked “This Wade Derksen fellah, is he any relation to that player you were telling me about a while back?” 😄

Wow. Stopping the game for a player who’s cramping up.

Yeah Izak!

Ginnivan needs a good ol’ fashioned slap upside the head

I hope it stays this close ‘til the end. Crows to win after the siren would be 🤌

Adelaide or GWS for mine. A.B.C. (Anyone But Collingwood)

This game’s all over the shop. Hard to predict a winner even at this juncture of the match.

Of course. I was too busy trying to work out wtf Shubman was thinking

Including the scalp of the captain in an epic brain-fade.