Ghostwriter

Oh I know there’s only one Picket Fence. Carrrystttt!!!! They BROKE the MOLD after they made YOU!!!!! PS JEFFO for PM!!!!!!! 😝

None of the above. I embrace winter. I don’t really feel the cold. My poor hands are the only things that do. Can’t wear gloves or mittens since clapping would be muffled but I always have a big supply of hand-warmers and I give them out (especially to kids) when I see any purple hands 🥶

Worry not, Big Spook. I had to work this morning since I do have a job, two jobs in fact. But I’ve got my Red Bulls ready along with a new Solo lemon drink with caffeine that recently came on the market and which I’ve yet to sample, so I’ll be bouncing off the walls come game time!!!

Not at all. Not against Ghost who walks, anyways. He and I are buddies and he has a good heart. If I was gonna be concerned about anyone it would be posters who get banned then reappear under a different username but still spew forth their weird-azz, borderline-obsessive trash. Anyways, on a much more important note, it’s… 🥳🎉 GAMEDAY 🎉🥳 We’ll go into this match brimful of confidence and we’ll bag the win. The Mighty Dees by Claz - 13 points ♥️💙

Ugh it had to be pretty-boy didn’t it 🤮

Ugh you just know they’re gonna fall agonisingly short.

Another review to kill the momentum

Geez it’s a fumble-fest 😂

The Naughton tackle on pretty-boy Ashcroft should’ve been a free… so frustrating.

Spot on Mb, Claz didn’t cope well at all with not being able to play. He doesn’t know how to do sidelines. He tried and it didn’t work out and he spiralled. As you said, he’d never had to deal with injury before.

I’m just happy to see the ball somewhere other than in the Lions goal square

Especially the second one. Goal umpire should’ve backed himself.

I assumed he was going for goal.

Shot on goal not so much 🤣

Did this really happen? 😂

Liam Jones is returning tonight Definitely hoping for a close game but Dogs by four points

That was in relation to Tuesday’s flush run only.

He was wearing a hoodie and was bending slightly to sign something, but it’s definitely Koz.

From Tracc’s Insta…

Now you’re clutching at straws.

In Bay M33 Ponsford end (boo!) meaning the Carlton cheer squad sit in our regular bay M3. Being the away cheer squad at the ‘G sucks.

1%??? Pffft My vibes account for at least a solid 3%, possibly even 4%

Mic drop 👏 👏👏

Today’s session made the usual captain’s run look like a brutal, intensive 4-hour long training session. Not a lot to report coz not a lot happened. Max and Kozzie were swamped by kids for most of the time. Now let’s play “Where’s Kozzie?” He’s in this pic…

Wow talk about weekenders. Geez Louise. Biggest turnout I’ve seen that didn’t include a DA sausage sizzle. We would’ve cleaned up today. Casey boys had a day off today. Brad Green was there and stop reading if you don’t rate him but I thanked him for being our President, NOT our interim President. Ok, you can start reading again. I told Claz about all the love and respect and gratitude for him on here and he said that means a lot to him, and you know it does because he only tells the truth. I made 30-odd new buddies today: an entire under 12s footy team over from Perth. One of them sheepishly approached me and asked if I’m in charge of the players. Bless. They’re here for a few days and they’ll be at our match tomorrow night. They went to last night’s match. For many of them this was their first game in Melbourne… Ess vs GWS…. at Marvel…. 20,000 people… did I mention Ess vs GWS? 😳 Poor sods. They said “Come and talk to our dads!” So I went and talked to their dads. The dads took note of where the cheer squad will be tomorrow and they’re gonna try to sit near us. Mostly Eagles and Freo fans, a few Collingwood fans and an Essendon fan. I was just as nice to the Essendon fan. He’s young, he’ll soon realise he’s following a crappy team. They’re all Demons fans tomorrow night though which is great coz we’ll need as many Dees fans there as possible ♥️💙