Ghostwriter

Onya Riv 👏

Is this really necessary right now??!!!!!

How about I choose the perfume (eau de parfum, turn up with eau de toilette and I’ll make you drink it). We don’t need to discuss the scotch coz I won’t need to buy it. 😁

Like taking candy from a baby. 😁 PS: you’ve used the nail polish emoji. This doesn’t instil confidence in your knowledge of perfume.

Oh god, what have I started. Oops did I say that out loud Ok, PF. You’re on. The only issue is that I don’t drink. Well, I occasionally do. But I really shouldn’t. How about we swap out the booze for a bottle of perfume if Judd stays and your favourite scotch if he leaves? Deal? (Feverishly Googles world’s most expensive perfume)

We’re thinking about introducing Demon Army Beef Wellingtons.* I’ll happily shout y’all to those. *with extra mushrooms

Nah I really couldn’t do it. I’m not familiar with the poster. They’d have to irritate me on and off and to varying degrees for four years to reach the PF level of familiarity.

I don’t wanna take a stranger’s money. It wouldn’t feel right.

Sure 👍🏽

The timing of the announcement isn’t his choice.

#Indoctrination

Come on, Fence. You name the $. There’s no ceiling. Any amount. THAT’S how confident I am 👊🏼

Look out, Todd. Your boy’s catching up 🤩

And I don’t wanna steal from your old age pension… … but I will.

And she now has a sponsor 😉 which makes both her and Judd extra happy.

Twomey’s wrong 😶

Wanna put yer money where yer mouth is? 😁

Not necessarily. I don’t know when it will be announced, all I know for sure is that he’s not leaving the MFC.

Demons

Probs still won’t stop them saying it though. #RepititionOnSteroids

Yes because it’s the first time they’ve ever done this 🙄

Your friend’s a riot.

Not sure, Mono.

I’m sure it wasn’t a one-off or a new idea. 😅I was chatting with Goody, Chocco came over to talk to him about the session, so I excused myself but Goody said I didn’t need to leave as we were halfway through a convo. Cue the usuals piping up… wah wah no wonder we’re a basket-case, Goody prioritises a chat with a cheer squad nuffie over a discussion with Chocco wah wahhh

Nobody was sore. Selwyn was making a joke. Besides, no one trips over a grape, how it that even possible? Slip on a grape? Maybe. But not trip on a grape.