The Cult of Disco Turner

I hope not. Having done that work at one of those firms previously, MFC should ask for their money back if they paid someone external for that. That letter reeks of a comms team caught off guard and asked to draft something up on extremely short notice without the proper editing and approvals processes in place.

This club’s management is a bin fire.

Think we will find out a lot about how the players feel about the situation on Sunday. Would nice for them to dig in and make it competitive, but I could see a 10+ goal loss. Sacking your coach, who is known to be close with many of the players, with 3 games left in the season after a big win is just bizarre. There is no coach currently available that is so good that it is worth alienating our playing group and embarrassing our only living premiership coach.

Yup. Based on how bizarrely this has been handled I’m a bit worried we’re heading for a Carlton-esque coaching carousel.

Absolutely bizarre timing. I have 0 faith in this board but I’m praying they have a plan in place for a new coach and a plan to keep the players happy.

Jeez, who [censored] in your weet-bix this morning?

A win is always nice regardless of opponent (especially in a year as grim as this one) but most of my excitement coming out of today is about the young guys. Culley with a great debut, Windsor looked confident for the first time in ages, Langford is a future superstar etc etc. I’d also go so far as to say that Disco Turner looked deity-like.

Found one @Demonstone

Every single selection thread:

Just got a text from a friend from the states that doesn’t follow footy that said “so do you want to talk about the Dees?” We are officially an international embarrassment after yesterday! Congrats everyone!

Honestly I’d upgrade my membership if the Swedish chef was placed in charge… Might even be an upgrade in terms of transparency and comms. “Bork, bork, bork!”

The closest I have ever been to canceling my membership.

Wow. This is shocking.

Here comes the Koz suspension discourse

Unnecessary comment on my part—apologies

The bump on XL far more problematic than the May incident last week—was intentional and was not a play on the ball. But it won’t even result in a fine much less a suspension.

Is Max playing centre bounce and then exclusively in the back half?

20+ meter kick not 15…?

Not 15 on that Elliott behind…

I guess I’m a bit confused what the difference is between the incident May is going to be suspended for and the incident where May got concussed himself… In both incidents, all involved players are going for the ball, but May will be suspended for a 50/50 ball that he missed by a millisecond where both players are running for the ball, whereas nobody will be suspended for a flying knee straight to the back of May’s skull (which didn’t even result in a mark). I love a speccy, but if they’re going to pretend to care about player safety, I do not understand how a running flying knee like that one or the one that almost killed Trac last year is currently acceptable but what May did is so vile blah blah blah.

Tonight is the straw that broke the camel’s back for me. I hate watching the sport right now. I can tolerate our team being bad. But I cannot cope with officiating that is this bad. I like to think I’m a pretty smart guy and am fairly rational but I’m now honestly struggling to believe the AFL is not rigged at some level. This sport is in a bad state at the moment and I just can’t keep watching it week in and week out the way it’s currently being umpired.

I think this might be the end of watching footy for awhile for me. I just can’t do the umpiring anymore. It is not a fair sport. It is broken.

Free kick Carlton. Free kick Carlton. Free kick Carlton.

Free kick Carlton.

If you do not think the umpiring is having a significant negative impact on our ability to win this game, you need glasses.