Chook

My contempt for you is strongly growing.

Heston Blumenthal goes ok if you're into that kind of food.

I thought that was Frodo?

I guarantee a bunch of randoms from Northern States or with no real interest in footy will tune in this week to watch Melbourne play Carlton. Oh wait, is the Wedding on that day?

Reality TV and the Demons. My 2 great loves united in 1 ridiculous thread.

This bloke loves horses more than is quite appropriate for a human being in my humble opinion.

If I'd had a billion concussions and was just now starting to play good footy, I'd put my contract discussions on hold too…even if I played for the Melbourne Footy Club (which we all know I'd never leave in a million years but don't tell them that just in case I'm drafted as a mature-age rookie or something).

Petracca will be miles ahead of Brayshaw once both are done.

I'll gladly give him another playing contract if he can prove his worth off-field like this.

... and the free agents will come

I was told on BigFooty by some very involved Eagles supporters that we shouldn't judge by possessions alone. I countered that this must surely mean that Schofield would have stopped Tommy McDonald's goal in the dying minutes instead of being completely unsighted. Not much in the way of a response.

In fairness, we didn't win a game without Jim Stynes in the side from Round 18, 1987 – Round 5, 1998.

Just wait a month...

2017 That's when.

Notice the backward steps and overall defensive posture. It's indicative of a dog that has been abused by its master. One must assert one's position, after all...

Your wish is my command. Excuse the analogue quality. I'm not Fox.

...unprecedented.

Copy and paste, mate.

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So, like, a bee's d then? Cause that's all the space he actually needs.

Do you really want to give the racists more ammunition?

Seems not. There's a gaping hole in the soul of that footy club that no amount of premierships can fill.