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picket fence

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  1. There should be NO interptetations RUBBISH FRIGGEN RULE
  2. Absolute Fucckin rubbish
  3. This is a sheiit performance I hope Goody absolutely rips in at half time
  4. We are thinking like Hollywood Millionares pity we are playing like Paupers
  5. This 44 kicks goals something Kossy aint doing
  6. Umpires have gifted Carltank 4 goals but this looks like Dees in 1971
  7. Yep but we are looking very ordinary
  8. I cant find Picket Fence🤯 but luckily my Surname is there🤩
  9. Re Viney, he has been sparkling in his pre season work that I have seen, plus he is playing his role to the structures which benefit Goody's strategies and plans. Also re tonight NBI ( No Bloody Injuries)
  10. Not the worst idea going around🤔
  11. Oscar Mac can swing into attack and kick a Bag!🤩
  12. Exactly ! Why risk anyone when we have a wealth of ready players just Itching for a chance! I love the fact that Jayden Hunt is back in the side🤩
  13. As iterated in my Captains Run report May did not complete training and was running laps . Salem completed most training. Great to see Jayden Hunt back🤩
  14. I cannot confirm Hibbo, I didn't notice him out there! Also no sign of Harry Petty
  15. Salem trained and trained well
  16. And it came to pass that a great pestilence descended on the ancient city of Melbourne, and none of its inhabitants were untouched. And some were heard to cry out in strange tongues. And every 7 days the young men of the city would meet in combat. And each Thursday 3 wise men would sit in judgement and the wise men were John, Robert and Loui And their judgement was delivered, In LEAGUE TEAMS APPLAUSE. Bob Davis, "Hello everyone welcome to league teams, Jack, Your looking particularly well, Loui when didn't you look well"!? Loui, "When I got home late after a card game at Jack's, Edna gave me a serve that is still ringing in my ears". Jack Dyer, "Well Lou your ears are big enough looks like you've gone ten rounds with Maha, MAAARHU, MARHAMUD OH BUGGER IT I'll just call him Cassius Clay"! Bob, (Laughing like a Hyena), "Ok you two that'll do, we got some serious business to attend to attend to tonight" Lou, "That's right, I gotta tell ya, that word has reached us about a sensational football team that has turned the corner, who are playing Ringer Ding Ding Footy and its not the team that we know"! Jack, "Give us a Hint, it aint the Demons is it"?? Bob, Well you know Loui, I've been saying it for a long time now, This Max Gawn led team is playing very accomplished Football". "Hey Jack can you spell accomplished"? Jack, "Accomplished?? They never taught us that at Richmond tech, But I'll say this that Simon Goodwin has taken a team of very good , ordinary footballers and turned them into superstars"! Bob, "Well just before we get onto the team Loui has got a recipe for us , What is it tonight Lou"? Lou, "Edna's great friend put me onto this its called Quiche" Jack, "Quiche??? Sounds like Egg and Bacon Pie to me" Lou, "The only pie like Jack is a Fourntwenty"! Jack, "Oi" Ive heard from the Demonland correspondent Picket Fence who has filled this report before tommorrow nights game and here it is Jack better put your reading glasses on! Stuck in the Middle with You Stealers Wheel Well I don't know why I came here tonight. I've got the feeling that something ain't right. I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs. Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle with you. Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you, And I'm wondering what it is I should do. It's so hard to keep this smile from my face. Losing control and running all over the place. DOGGIES to the left of me! CARLTANKERS to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle with you. When you started off with nothing And you're proud that your a self-made man. Ooooo-ooo-oooh And your friends they all come crawling, Slap you on the back and say Please . . . Please . . . Trying to make some sense of it all But I see it makes no sense at all. Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? I don't think that I can take anymore. Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle with you. When you started off with nothing And you're proud that your a self-made man. Ooooo-ooo-oooh And your friends they all come crawling, Slap you on the back and say Please . . . Please . . . Well I don't know why I came here tonight. I've got the feeling that something ain't right. I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs. Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Her I am stuck in the middle with you. Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you . . . Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you . . . Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you . . . Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you . . ALELUIA, FINALLY some great music was being played during this mornings Captains Run before the game vs Carltank tomorrow night, Stuck in the middle was top of the list , but closely followed by Hotel California, Boys of Summer, Living on a prayer, and other "Classic' Rock tunes. NO SHOWS, INJURIES Steven May did some but not all drills and ran some fast laps but didn't look in discomfort or injured. From last Week Weeds was a no show which means he probably would not play tomorrow night. SKILLS , DRILLS AND MANOUVERS. Light session focusing on finesse and precision was the order of this sparkling training session today. probably went for about 1.5 hours DRILL 1 3/4 Ground ball movement emphasizing running to space creating the loose man and overlaps, this session was non contact based on what I saw which would be normal for a day before session I would imagine. Only token gesture harassments from coaches was seen DRILL 2 Goalkicking from every conceivable position Gawd there were some "Freakish" goals kicked which were made to look like "Bread and Butter" hopefully we can still kick the ones which are "Bread and Butter"! DRILL 3 A Short handball Drill B Centre Clearance work with midfield rotations C Short kicks to presented player options OBSERVATIONS PLAYER PERSONEL Jack Viney, Fritta,Jake Lever are all FIT and should play! Clarry NO issues with his dislocated finger of last week, Interesting that Oscar Baker and Jayden Hunt all trained indicating that they may form part of an extended bench, no other out of left field players were seen. It appears that Kossy might play more midfield minutes given he was doing some of the Mid field rotations Training. FINAL THOUGHTS Given the intensity of training over the last weeks I cannot see Carltank getting anywhere near us tomorrow. It seems that Goody will go with a "Full Strength" team which prepares us magnificently for the fist Game vs Dishlickers. I like the fact that, to get a game you must keep up standards and maintain an intensity which rewards with game time, a innate knowledge that if you play to the game plan expected that you will be rewarded handsomely and emphatically by winning games, being part of something greater than self and understanding that consistency buys greatness! PF
  17. I firmly believe that he is honest as the day is long, loyal to the nth degree and I think he will improve his media presence with confidence. He is also humble and unassuming, and this last comment is from someone who claims to know him quite well. He is also a very driven person who sets high standards of personal integrity. I would love to meet him one day! He is definitely my favorite player!
  18. Gary Rohan was in our best players in the Geelong final.
  19. If he is fit he plays, perhaps at Jordans expense.
  20. Adam Who??? Plays non accountable football. Serious question who would he replace in our All star lineup??
  21. Look Tracc is a superstar but IMO Clarry is the best player in the league! May, Lever,Salem are all far too low. Where the bloody hell is Langdon?? BEST wingman by far in the AFL and clearly should be in top 50! FRITTA also criminally underated!

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