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Spargo Still getting a game after 4 poor weeks?? Staggering!

Hipwood 2 of the SOFTEST FREES EVER plus Daniher the worst player I have seen!

Hipwood 2 of the SOFTEST FREES EVER🤯

I DONT !! would make us near INVINSIBLE

GET CLARRY "CHOO CHOO" IN ! Lurve em all!🤩

Just go to Specsavers Beagle Boy🤪

If old Cats start disapearing you will know that Dim Sim popularity continues to spiral!🤣

No, just cant see it unfortunately!

Deport Him

This is Admiral Nelson , ALL STOP ( All Stop Aye eye Admiral) Lee what do you make of it? Capt Crane. Not sure Admiral last thing I recall we seemed to be heading into some sort or vortex. A Vortex?? What is that?? Ah Come on Admiral ya know when ya empty the plug and it goes round in circles?? Admiral Nelson Ah Yes sorry I havent read this weeks script! Anyway thats the last thing I recall! Capt Crane it seems like a swamp of some description that we are in but wait lets crack the hatch and take a look Admiral Nelson, Lee what is it? Looks like we have landed in this swamp and near by is a playing field of some description, but Jeepers is it wet and boggy outside. Hang on some guy with no 38 on his back has just kicked a what looks like a Gridiron ball through 2 sticks and players are attacking him from all angles all wearing the same colors, but why Capt? Lets take a closer look eh Yes and please put it on your tricorder! Admiral this isn't Star Trek, its Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea!! Admiral Nelson. Oh yes I forgot .... Sorry Irwin... I mean Mr Allen! Hey Capt there;s a strange looking bloke coming towards us. PF Gday Harry, Lee yeah I know pretty wet but its been raining solid here for days. Look dont have time to explain but gotta get a report out for the tragics at Demonland, Come with me a see the action... Demonlanders had the pleasure of watching a very good complete DEESTROYATION Today at Casey Fields! Yep bloody boggy under foot but ground was pretty good. Here is my report, and rather than go through all players I'll just give some random thoughts LUKE DUNSTAN Clearly BOG he was not dissimilar to Clarry when on song and he just was the catalyst to an impressive win, for all the talk about his disposal I thought he was very good and kicked some ripper goals MITCH BROWN Wow what a strong performance lead well was clever , took some very strong grabs and kicked 5 goals great game DEAKYN SMITH Flashy , Fearless , and very good footy smarts played a great defensive game JACOB VAN ROOYEN bookmark this, Kid will be a STAR, still Raw , but as jack Dyer would say he is "Learning the caper well" and as Jack would further say.... "Has telescopic [censored] arms" LOL.. Took a great MOTD and converted but could easily have kicked a few more goals T.MAC would be pleased to get through unscathed and set up some nice plays and will only get better DANIEL TURNER, really solid performance and repelled many forward entries. WEEDS, Forced to ruck and did a pretty good job and was involved in some nice plays FRASER ROZMAN BEST game I have seen him play, linked up well and has a very penetrating kick on him ADAM T Very good game rebounded well and was very solid JOEL SMITH Got involved and created a target getting back to some good footy TOBY BEDFORD, Fine line between doing too much and getting caught and being brilliant, a few times overan it but got better as the game progressed TAJ WOWOEDIN Watch this space will become a very good player, courageous and smart ball user KADE CHANDLER Provided us with the goal of the day but doesn't quite do enough consistently finally speacial mention to 2 Casey Players JAMES MUNRO and GEORGE GRAY, CAN BOTH PLAY and are the barometers for this team, also MATT BUNTINE calm and Composed. Thats about it Gotta Go the SEAVIEW is about to be attacked by a GIANT SWAMP CREATURE. GO DEES P.F

Perfect day for footy and first bonus of the day was the absolutely fantastic Deluxe Burger with Cheese, Bacon and Runny egg. Just sensational🤩

Yeah I must admit I have been Dunk once or twice😂

Looking forward to Posting a special "Picket Fence" report this time from inside the ground at Casey Fields today. If any Demonlanders are attending, please say gday. I will be the guy with the Demon cap and secret agent type Demeanour! GO DEES

Tom friggen Hawkins CAPT what the [censored]???? Doesnt even capt his club FARCICLE😱

Stengle if Kossy aint a better player and human.. ill go he

All Australian Umpires???? FMD

Nar he plays for Jeelong, plus he stuffed up clarries comments.... Tool

BRAYSHAW yeah good player BUT voted by jealous players IMV CLAYTON CLEARLY CLEARLY BEST

Friggen old man Pwendlebury Stich up, lurve fest shockin

What The FURG

Both Clarrie and Touk Miller tie for Coaches association award Well done to BOTH players🤩

LOVED THIS Given that Clayton Oliver had nearly as many clearances as the other 43 players combined in the Brisbane game, I dare say limiting his influence is key. Particularly given our own centre clearance woes. Rowy, meet Clayton Clayton Oliver scares the absolute s**t out of me. He's just this freak of nature who does not stop, and can not be stopped. All you can do is hope to drag him down from ridiculously dominant to just "good". Rowbottom made that happen last time. Just think that the rrrrrs might just fall outa Rowy this time!

Level 1 Bay 11 W ROW !! Great seats but 77 bucks latter including 7 bucks handling fee, Hnmmm Feel a little short changed

MEDICATION TIME.............. Yep an antidote for the whole world...... That is if u are a Dees Fan!!😇

I wonder if the gates will be opened to let us in??