WalkingCivilWar

All good, Ang. I didn’t think for a second you were having a go, that’s simply not you. And I do appreciate your kind sentiments. For many years I barracked for the mighty Dees alone, including attending matches on my own since I didn’t know any other Melbourne supporters. Now I’m just making up for lost time ❤️💙

Unfortunately we’ve been royally screwed over by the CFC, exactly as we were by Richmond. An allocation of 303 tickets only. This means a greater likelihood of their fans surrounding us from all sides, except for in front of us, although I’m sure if that was possible they’d do it. We’re in M33, the away cheer squad bay (Ponsford end).

That’s not why Kev isn’t submitting reports. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single occurrence of someone canning his training reports, anyways.

I call the Captain’s Run the S&Gs Run. It’s not a serious session. Today’s was particularly relaxed and short (barely half an hour). They pretty much played kick-to-kick for a while, practiced goal kicking for all of five minutes, and did loosely-structured handball drills. To illustrate exactly how nothing it was, one of the trainers asked Caleb why he wasn’t wearing his new boots and he said, “it’s not worth getting them dirty.”

I have two jobs. Both part-time and both worked around footy stuff. #Priorities

I forgot to tell you what he said when I told him his goal was meh. He very eloquently told me to “Get [censored].” 😂

Thank you 💖

They failed miserably 😂

He knows!!!! And he couldn’t be happier

Uhm… thanks? 😂

Surprised and a little offended by PF’s comment, tbh ( does it show?😄). He’s never shown even the slightest disrespect for me before today. NOT surprised at the other one applauding it. The only surprise is that he didn’t ❤️ It.

Kozzie’s baby girl’s name is Bellanie. I don’t see @picket fence delivering this sort of news. 😏 Hashtag don’t cross me. You’ll rue it forevermore. 👊🏼😅🤩

Better than eyes on Bowey… I asked him! I told him thanks for letting me (and consequently all of Demonland) know last week that he’d be playing tomorrow night. He confirmed it today and even Selwyn nodded in agreement with a big cheesy grin.

Imagine if JT saw this?!?!?! I’d be banned for life from training sessions, which wouldn’t matter since apparently I don’t provide adequate training reports, do I PFence??? 😝

You want insightful training reports? How about YOU get your arze down to Gosch’s.

TL’s 50th birthday today. 🥳 He said for his birthday he’d like to see a handheld banner that says “IN JT WE TRUST”’🤣 I said, “How about a JT giant head?” He said, “I will give you $100 to hold up a giant JT head!” Poor JT almost passed out with shock. He thought we were being serious. His face beetrooted and he said, “Please DON’T do that!!!” And now I badly wanna do it. 😂 Except I won’t of course. However, the handheld banner is a distinct possibility.

This would have to be the cruisiest training session ever. And the shortest. They’re done already.

Petty nailing shots on goal. As are Melks and Kozzie. Fritta is the only one who’s missed a shot. Dead in front 20 metres out. He’ll hear about it from me 😂

Andy! It’s May, not April 😝

Not seeing Shane out there. Apparently he took ill during the first quarter on Sunday.

@Dee Zephyr I said to Leb “how’s about those great questions Robbo asked you last night?!” He said, “I know right! He went totally off script.” Apparently interviewees are given an idea about what questions will come their way. Robbo decided to pose his own questions. Pity the questions he asked were sch!tt.

Fritta is out there now. I told him his goal was ok but I’ve seen better 😂

Melks and Salo the only two out there thus far. Early since the official start is 9:45. One on one they’re tackling hard. Both looking really good.

We already know, DZ! For that was one of the hard hitting questions Robbo asked him on 360 last night. 🙄 Geez and I thought I asked the unimportant questions. Robbo makes me sound like Mike Sheehan.

The perfect question! Thanks muchly, DP. I will also congratulate Bowsa on his return to side! 🥳