BDA

Diabolical Laurie

Terrible call razor

Wtf melks

4 years

Our ball handling is so bad. What’s Chocco doing with them

Rubbish kolt. Totally butchered that

Tmac having a great game

Disposal was never nibblers strong suit

Our attempts to move the ball are comical

Fritsch giving me the [censored] tonight

Come on dees. Have a dip. Make these wankers work for it

I think we’re not supposed to take possession of the ball anymore

Umps are atrocious

You could have ran it in kossie

I’m going to boo that [censored] Maynard every time he touches the ball

Pies fans are the worst

We’re looking down the barrel here. Need to get a grip quick otherwise we’re looking at a shellacking

Pathetic fritsch, tackle ffs

Way too easy

Rivers delivery not the best

Carving us up through the corridor. Could be a long night

Fuvk off umpire

MMGA Make Melbourne Great Again!

i want Carlton to miss out

These judgements really should include an executive summary. I'll have to set aside an afternoon to get through all that.