Superunknown

When there’s something wrong in the neighbourhood big review needed list management and trading decisions coaching culture

Brrrrrrrrrrttrrrt pray tell - how is the club woke? (Whatever that means now noting that there is now right and left wing woke and it’s become largely meaningless ) let’s get specific

I’ve been suspect on us for quite a while now (a 2022 Suns game I think). looks like 2021 is as good as it gets for a while - in 10 years time this is going to look quite the debacle given some of the players we have next week could get really really ugly going to be hard to attract and retain talent without some changes and with games like this (and the Eagles, and Carlton etc etc)

You’re joking right Maynard hit on gus the afl could literally conjure hitler out of a guilty verdict yep I went there

WHERE WAS OUR CLUB?!! WHY DIDNT PERT BEELINE TO THE ASSEMBLED MEDIA AND SCREAM: WE EXPECT 12 WEEKS THIS IS NOT A FOOTBALL ACTION our absolute emasculation is why I haven’t paid my membership ($500) this year and probably won’t for a long time [censored] [censored]

¿Por que no los dos? I want Maynard to never play again

Playing the eagles twice in what , 6 weeks? The draw is hopeless

Been thinking about the best way to handle this when we play them no one shakes hands with him no one looks at him No one speaks to him But someone makes life really uncomfortable for him all game like every time he’s near the ball he needs to fear we need someone to be a sacrificial lamb im also down for some really dirty sledging . This is not my normal modus operandi but I’d be involving some talk about his family whilst he’s in the vicinity try to encourage him to do something really silly really really get under his skin wcw that news about gus is just horrible

Imagine all the people Living with their tears woo-hoooooo Steven May says I’m a dreamer but i’m not the only one i hope someday Collingwood plays there and someone upon them will drop a bomb

Look the message from this and every season is: if Melbourne can’t win the flag, then ANYONE except Collingwood

Dads: don’t let your daughters near this absolute mung bean

Oh dear jane we’re kindred spirits I am not sure my +1 knows angus can’t play anymore as a consequence of that hit she thinks I’ve become very weird about football

Look, living with a pies life Partner is tricky lots of silent fist pumps

Yeah look I don’t know if one spent the rest of one’s career watching out for Darcy and may hits, each of which knocks you out for 12 days, each of which causes brain damage, each of which could cause CTE, that might [censored] you up I’m not Old Testament usually but on this I am.

You’re beyond reproach as well should be Me though, I’ll be on my megaphone doing it

[censored] yeah Sacrificial lamb to launch into the air to smother and land with their shoulder on his jaw and knock him out for 4 minutes in what becomes a widely acknowledged football action

Pedants Not Anonymous!

That’s right including last years QF ”just take Angus out by whatever means necessary. We’ll send everyone to the media at the next break claiming it’s a football action and no one - literally no one - from the Melbourne football club will refute our claims. Not on the day, not in the days following” I find how we didn’t push back on that reprehensible .

What what what? Collingwood isn’t playing at the MCG? Hath Hell Frozen Over? Next you’ll be telling me they’re playing at Kardinia Park!!

I think you mean AFL , god, sorry, I meant umpiring!, will do umpiring things

Solid plan! No handshake no eye contact as if he doesn’t exist love it dehumanise him

Banner. ”Never forget.” would ”Maynard is a maggot” be too controversial?

I am so angry I said it twice !!!!!

If he’s not, I really really want the club to be in the media alllll week with that footage all week just to remind everyone what happened revenge Revenge damn you!!!

If he’s not, I really really want the club to be in the media alllll week with that footage all week just to remind everyone what happened revenge Revenge damn you!!!