Fritta and Turner

Professional yoyo instructor

I was at artic park and we were flogging them. Smug Hawks supporter turned to me and said 'Thats not Hawthorn out there today'. (So why had he come to the game?)

Yes but they have obviously used poetic licence - someone on the list who is yet to play AFL

JVR, Howes and Laurie

It would take me all year to listen to this

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Too early to tell; ask again in August

Is that commando or aerobic yoga?

if you thought that you are clearly lacking intestinal fortitude

I hope the Cats get squashed

When required I am happy to volunteer to eat pudding. Cut and come again.

Top 4, prelim, 3 debutants with one to play 10+ games

I think it is a disgrace.

Luke was the spur of the moment replacement for AVB who was the backup for Viney. If Viney plays Luke doesn't.

I hope it is also physical aggression because teams like the Swans went hard at us and they won. In the GF the cats sat the Swans on their [censored] in the opening minutes. Dees need to do the same.

Hear hear....verisimilitude? bit much for Monday morning forums

Apparently if you have a lethal dose of vitamin b the mozzies dont bite. Anyway you wont feel it.

Was Goody at training?

I don't know if anybody is interested but is this the first sighting of 'laconic' for this year?

I've also said that 😁

Des Headland and Jeff Farmer fyc

Selection of Ashton is an absolute circus

I assume they both have the same coach?

It is rather hard to make a judgement on players I have never see but... Max, Trac and Clarrie are ins for me...outs would be Big Bob, ridley and wells And I note Neitz is not included so he replaces N Smith as a player Max challenges Cordner...

1. I get to attend a game 2. JVR kicks 20+ 3. Goodwin says : We didnt expect xxxx to be ready so soon