Fritta and Turner

Whoever wins i will vomit and whoever loses I will cheer

Every time i see Campbell Brown I think of Bozo the Clown

Well that was fun, wasn't expecting 50 points. I am not a great fan of leaving some of your best players (Oliver and Kozzie) on the bench at the start of a quarter. Thats why the Dogs had the early momentum in the second. A solid performance across the field.

6 Gawn 5 Pickett 4 Petracca 3 Brown 2 Lever 1 Spargo

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Due to 'Melbourne Air' I cant smell anything. Sinuses are totally blocked. Feeels like a pencil rubber up each nostril. I can still yell Go Dees.

I'll be there

No, but I can see why we wanted him, penetrating kick.

I've arrived in town. Most recent scarf i can find is 2019. Must stop saying hello to everyone i pass in the street.

AFL assistance package. Obviously one of the SA teams will not turn up, will forfeit the game and GWS will be gifted 4 points.

The trek will soon begin. I have booked an uber canoe to get across the swollen croc invested river to the landing where I will be met by a dog cart pulled by cassowaries for the trip to the landing strip translates as The Mrs is driving me to the airport in air conditioned comfort. Go Dees

Best The happy, friendly nature of the crowd before the game. The roar at the first bounce. Eating a pie at the footy. Worst Booing a former player who was delisted Reserved seat sections that are empty Richmond station after the game

Getting nervous...

and if we lose there will be chaos

Coz I want Fritta to kick another bag on him.

Fly into Melb Thursday and try and find my Dees colours. Catch the train in with my son, perhaps dinner in the city, catch up with extended family at the ground and eat a pie. Shame E Wood retired.

How many goals will Fritta kick in the last quarter of the grand Final? (Asking for a very young friend)

Have we worked out which one of us she fancies? (Asking for a friend)

I took fright and thought it was Mark Neeld

If lifes troubles are getting you down, watch the third quarter, Fritta, Fritta, Brownnnnn (Ima Poet and I dont know it)

I was going to say the same but he hasn't played pre season

I'm going

what was the final score?

It's a natural attribute of Stars

Like is anyone at the game? can we have some atmosphere? whats the price of a pie, which way is the wind blowing, crowd size, is there a long queue for the ladies loos etc etc