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I dunno, which player likes a bit of cave s3xy times with the allegedly feral free folk or having his lady fire arrows at him. Or else burying himself under piles of dead bodies (aka opposition "stacks on" players). I'm not sure who I could see walking onto the ground with an ermine cloak. None of them are brooding enough.

I'm your prototypical left page skipper? (Or maybe I just read both pages quickly?) In any case the AFL could benefit? My continued lack of understanding could be explained to my reasonable proximity to the Lismore CBD. In any case, what a delightfully obscure discussion for a Friday morning! That is very interesting about page skipping. I would like to learn more. How can I subscribe to your e-zine?

I apologise for my ignorance, but I don't understand the above. It's not you, it's me.

Brilliant. I think this could have some mileage and become a game time ground entrance innovation. Players come onto the ground with the masks of their favourite GoT character donned. Or else, splashed across the banner. Side 1: Frosty's namesake Night King. Side 2: a combo "lower your eyes" and "don't be lazy" in font Comic Sans just to up the ante on the crazy

What with the prospect of DanHan and Go and Get Gaff, coupled with Brayshaw....

I would like to see the players walk onto the ground encircling the umpires, hands in air, in an orchestrated, synchronised swimming-like choreography, just to drive the point home. Perhaps we can arrange for Strauss' eponymous Blue Danube to accompany, although something more fervent like Prokofiev's Dance of the Knights or perhaps Flight of the Bumblebee may convey the haphazard nature of the umpiring.

Excellent summary, thanks for sharing. The above is the key, isn't it.

I hope the boulie tacker is a dees supporter

Totes agree gallows humour on my behalf

Anyone mentioning rolling heads has my furious agreement. Let them eat cake (and see what happens )

I don't disagree (but confess I'm fairly ignorant/green re positioning ) i am going to assume the club know what they're doing (maybe a silly assumption) if this mail is right though I confess I am not super unhappy. Does that mean we can't afford Gaff now (or Langdon as has been mentioned)

As long as he learns from it and that ut

Maybe the club can run a virtual ladder in change rooms- if we'd beaten Geelong and Syd we'd be...might be a bit demoralising but not as demoralising as r23-2017. And being an mfc supporter of course where every year is a virtual ladder year (coping mechanism)

Leaving the obvious important point about position aside - how many flags does he have? Maybe the club values his skills and especially big game finals experience or prepping for tilt at finals

Geez! Define "extremely generous"? thx for sharing bee tee dubs

This vision of players running around opposition marker with hands in the air "I never dunnit guvna" is literally the most ludicrous thing I've ever seen in football. Risible. Dill should be sent to the gallows (figurative! Figurative ! Hi AFL Stasi! ????)

Epic ??

You do realise we'd still find a way to lose

Sydney no compsure into F50. Bombs and throw on boot. Got the dees hopr they play like this in a few weeks players spending too much time appealing to umps which shows they've become attuned to umps this is our season gone right here I fear

Sorry it was a joke from an oppo brainiac a few weeks ago

Cheers for that re Darwin! Much appreciated. Exactly info I was looking for

Brisbane and Sydney are not even close to the same climate. Sydney especially so not trying to be argumentative forecast - wind light onshore, temp 22-24, RH27% (dry), dew point 11C, heat index 72 (low). No rain.

Man everyone needs to have a good balvennie and coke and a lay down

Really would like to understand on the ground conditions at 7pm CST mid winter . Based on my basic understanding of the weather it does not look humid nor greasy/dewy

Don't you mean his 252nd H&A game?