Engorged Onion

Does the MFC follow Demonland? Anyway, they’re putting this out publicly for a reason.

Huh?

Nah, he’s a [censored] kick 🙌🏼🤷‍♂️

The local crowd at Stones Corner Hotel - are worried - feel the Dees have set themselves and waiting for Clayton to release the schackles. Feel that’s it’s too early to bring back Ashcroft

Having a quiet beer, pondering Demonlands - Most maligned players currently on list ⭐️⭐️ 10. Ben Brown 9. Josh Schache (when it’s recalled he is on the list) 8. Charlie Spargo 7. Trent Rivers 6. TMAC 5. Kade Chandler 4. Tom Sparrow 3. Christian Salem 2. Clayton Oliver 1. Harrison Petty 👊 *has EO got the order right?

Yep mates have a ticket :) last time I was there we won 115-57 - fun night :)

Will do Brownie - are you in the members tonight?

Second paragraph - Nicely encapsulated 👌

Flew in last night… Gonna to be a long night methinks. Already have some pre game drinks sorted at The Pineapple And Ze German Club… any other recommendations? Its not even midday and have seen around 10 people with their Melbourne tops on, biceps glistening in the warm sunshine up here ☀️

I purchased the tickets and the flights after the Geelong win. Things were looking fine back then. Think I’ll put the 8yo on the iPad w/ headphones at 1/4 time 🤷‍♂️😀👌

Turner, Petty, Kossie and Chandler all kick goals and some folk are asking about Fritsch’s where abouts. 😂

5 year contracts mean zilch. Larkey auditioning for The Dees tonight 😎

JVR for 5 and Kossie for 3... and Melbourne to kick 10 goals 15.

It'd be more helpful to focus on skill, not brutality.

Leaving that one hanging @Dee Zephyr - 😅 which way is the blow out? 😇

Hello 💪 I've missed your obnoxious posting 🤩

Mmmm, the only club with cultural issues. Uh huh. Let's think back to WCE during the mid 00's, or individuals of the Hawthorn, Geelong and even Tigers teams. during the 00's and 10's. There is a serious, serious issue with linking nonperforming teams and having that code for 'cultural issues'. But it is the court of public perception and people don't mind drinking that kool aid... It's low hanging fruit. I also get that people don't see it my way.

Fair enough. 😀 Here's the last 10 years (from last year). All clubs, including Geelong and Hawthorn have had periods of being flaccid. Here's a little thing I put together via Reddit. (hope it's not too small). Whilst Longmire and Scott are verry good coaches, Sydney and Geelong have clear (and now often spoken about) niche, boutique and geographical advantages that attract certain players at a 'discount' compared to other clubs. A fair, or unfair competitive advantage on the rest of the competition.

It's midway though the season and we are sitting 10th by % out of the 8. We haven't bottomed out, we're still in a window... but with all factors considered - it'll be tough to perform in finals if they are indeed even made. Going by Footywire and arbitrarily choosing the last 5 years... 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 Geelong = 1st 4th 3rd 1st 12th Hawthorn = 9th 15th 14th 13th 16th Collingwood = 4th 8th 17th 4th 1st Sydney = 15th 16th 6th 3rd 8th Melbourne = 17th 9th 1st 2nd 4th We have a collective memory lapse at at times of how teams other than our own have progressed, and as such, things are never linear.

https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/as-a-long-suffering-fan-the-demons-dynasty-looks-over-before-it-began-20240611-p5jl0j.html

You know that frustration seeping out of your pores, that, [censored] urge to point fingers at the coaches and yell at the players, yell at each other on Demonland? It's just not good enough, the team let me down, the players are hacks and the FD department are useless... if only I could recapture '21. Here's the thing, *geeks, which I am one* have a term for what's happening: Regression to the mean. Statistical inevitability. So, here we are. God football is emotional.

Tom Lonergan agrees with this post.

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/enough-is-enough-simon-goodwin-on-personal-attacks-and-the-demons-culture-20240605-p5jjl8.html

Welcome to the curve of equilibrium, by design. Welcome to the sport that neutered the influence of cash to have a 'relatively' equal competition, rather than purchased success, where over a period of half a decade, any team can win a premiership, in effect. We rode the crest of the wave with a game style that won a premiership and now, as the sport, the tactics and the opposition has evolved, those warriors (and coaches) that won us a premiership are moving towards the setting sun... Some may see it that we haven't moved with the times, or haven't drafted/recruited well enough. Or the coaches cant coach, or are outdated. Some may even be genuinely entitled in their expectations of a dynasty has been missed. I would take the players that we had, and the coach that we had, for the one premiership of supreme joy and 4 years of quality, quality competitive football, game after game after game. Whilst acknowledging that all good things, start a decline, and it's actually no-ones fault. There is no one to blame, but we do like to do so. Every thing in life is transitory, Everything is impermanent. "Pursue it vigorously, and hold it lightly."