Mazer Rackham

Correct. The dad is whingeing. As football supporters it is our duty to conflate this single supporter with the entire entitled club and wish them ill will. FOAD Hawks!

It is about Hawthorn. They've just come off a dynasty and already they're whingeing.

ALL POINTS ALERT CALLING WERRIDEE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. REPEAT, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY What's that projected, like a spotlight, up on to the clouds? Is it Werridee's avatar?

Let's enjoy this one to the fullest before we move on to Geelong. Let's not dilute the schadenfreude. Dogs, Swans, Saints, even [censored] Dons and Pies fans know a little something about waiting a long time between drinks. As if the Hawks weren't already hated. This guy is sealing the deal.

"Why can't Hawthorn win all the flags, forever and ever, and then turn back time and win them all over again, and then invent a new sport and win all the flags in that too? Why is life so unfair? Won't somebody think of the children? Oh, and at three quarter time the jam doughnuts aren't properly warmed up yet, so it's just injury upon injury."

But ... it's HOME With ya mates an' everything. Nice an' comfy. What could go wrong?

Mmmmmmmmmmmm ... this is going to be delicious.

In stature, or fame? Because the latter definitely plays a part.

There's your first mistake. When have they ever shown consistency? Every "precedent" they've ever set has been broken by themselves, usually within a fortnight. (Not having a shot at you, AJ, but rather the AFL tribunal system.)

Kane Cornes

The problem is that there is a shadow Match Review Panel guiding the "official" MRO in what his decision should be. Informally known as the Sunday Footy Show. Christian's hands were tied. The shadow Match Review Officer had already declared the incident to be the worst that's ever occurred in league football.

"Shall we darnce?"

If you look at his highlights reel it is mostly marks. Somehow in the the last season he went from Jeremy Howe to Chris Dawe. He needs a rocket put up him but unless Freo bring in Clarkson or Lyon mid season he won't get it.

That's actually a good likeness of him. You may have a hidden talent as a caricaturist!

From their bigfooty post-mortem thread. No-one was spared btw. Except Ross Lyon. Jackson sucks, Fyfe is too old, we don't have a forward line, Treacy can't play football and Ethan Hughes is on an AFL list Melbourne must be celebrating today, genuine shot at a top 10 pick all of a sudden Jackson can't mark to save his life. I kicked more goals in a ******* sim than Fyfe and Hackson combined. Typo but I’ll leave it. Hope Melbourne enjoy our 1st rounder 0 marks to Jackson is a bad stat line by itself, but he was out bodied and out read every time the ball went near him in a marking contest. And he added very little more at ground level. I thought Jackson overall was poor. And yet he started so brightly with that neat handball to Freddy for our first goal. But it was summarized by his lazy boneheaded kick around the body shot for goal that missed the lot. And that basically characterized the afternoon.....sigh! I'll get howled down for this, but I thought Jackson showed some glimpses and I think - provided we straighten this structural cluster* out - he will be worth it in the long run. At least he was contesting 100 per cent.

March premiership at stake

Guy like him needs to be in a good team to bring out his best.

Frosty, general of he Hawk defense, versus the second coming of Jono Brown. The battle of the Demon Discards!

Kossie might get a reprieve because Josh Kelly got caught in the head. The weekly victim might be the guy who got Kelly even though it looked like a pure accident. The MRP work in mysterious ways ....

We've moved on from the Hogan Saviour times. From the Anyone Saviour times. Seeing Hogan, Hannan, Frost, Weid all playing for other clubs and us not missing their input one jot shows how far we've come. GO DEMONS!!!! And I'm sure I saw a spectator at the Giants game. It might have been someone selling pies and drinks, but there was definitely someone in the the crowd.

Definitely like the Asterisk Cripps one with feet off the ground. Unfort the AFL have closed the loophole whereby QCs can blather for literally hours and bamboozle the tribunal into ruling that the sun actually rises in the west.

Who's going to be the one to tell Clarkson that it's not a free kick to his team?

Kudos to the umps. A play on for kick not travelled far enough (should have called a zillion last night but didn't) and a holding the ball for one those "oh [censored], I'm surrounded and no way out ... I'll lie on the ground and ump will call for a ball up" situations.

So that's why we dumped Fitzroy out of the comp. Those bastards.

Alternately, they could FOAD