Maple Demon

That just means he'll keep playing footy for us for the pure love of the game. Doesn't need the money. Maybe the Dees pay him a token $1 a year and we can sign the players trying to flee the Gold Coast.

Any chance you could get someone to try on a medium and a large of the tshirts to check the sizing for females?

Uncle Bitter, I read on here that you were in Canberra. Thought they would have kept you around as a political consultant.

So, all in all, a quiet summer for our impressionable young lads....

Mr. Shadow, do you know if Uncle Bitter and Biffen have stayed out of trouble this summer?

Not recently. When I heard in the news that the Gat was to be closed, I knew Biffen would be inconsolable at having to find a new base of operations for his businesses and I couldn't deal with his anguish. That and I forgot my password.

C'mon, Hemingway, just admit you love us all.

Don't you mean kale?

Always willing to help others, Biff.

Are you happy about anything Old Dee?Oh, and being MFC supporters makes us all a little strange by definition.

Thought you would be proud of my skills, Biffen. Besides, I was just trying to encourage you to make healthier choices.

Partying with the beautiful people in South Beach, Red? As for the award, if they awarded it for that, the honour wouldn't be so exclusive.

At least he isn't trying to lull you into a false sense of security, Bitter.

I do like my coffee, Earl. I'll have to check the place out the next time I'm n the area.

Earl, look at it this way...the bike ride resulted in a 'free' breakfast.

I changed my wording on my previous post, Mr. Shadow. Is it more Aussie-friendly now?

Most of Bitter's comments are rather unique, Shadow. However, when Bitter has had a few to many Shiraz's to forget the lacklustre on-field product on game day, he starts talking about the lads' lineage. That is when he has lost me. Apparently it all traces back to an albino alpaca named Sven.

The poor lads must be freezing their cojones off out your way, Bitter. Poor alpacas.

I'll let you gents have your lads' discussion and check bsck in later. See ya.

BBO, noticed that you have changed your signature line to Bitterer. Anything to do with the weekend's game? Or are the lads being uncooperative?

Unfortunately not. Was a case of walking and typing on my phone at the same time. I have now corrected my error.

Afraid of change, Frogger? Or are you still bitter about that fish bait comment?

Earl, have you ever thought about expanding your fruit horizons? Branching out and trying something new? I hear kiwiberries are the new hipster thing. Correct me if I am wrong.

Our Collingwood is a classier place Frogger. One for the pursuit of relaxed winter sports.

Simply enjoying a nice classy beverage, amphibian lad!