Maple Demon

I would have thought you a huge fan of My Heart Will Go On.

That is reserved for the native Canadian wildlife we refer to as a moose.

Chimpunks are wonderfully entertaining native Canadian wildlife, Biffen.

Are you sure you can handle it, OD?

Did you know that they now have banana-flavoured Tic Tacs and M & Ms?

If you gents really want a walk on the wild side, I hear Mexico and Columbia are good places to go. Great coffee in Columbia and amazing cuisine in Mexico. Beware of overly friendly locals who want to offer you a lift somewhere or give you gifts to take home to remember your trip by. Come to think of it, the phrase 'walk on the wild side' perfectly describes our Uncle Bitter!

I prefer the term 'unique individual'.

How many wives do you have OD?

So obviously you elected not to try any remedies recommended by Mr. Fence.

Mr. Leg, there was a horse racing today called Banana Stand. That wasn't your horse by any chance, was it?

When did Conchita arrive back in the country? I thought she had left for good. Glad to see you two patched things up.

I think post-game beverages all around will ensure that! Who knows, we might even get the old Old Dee back.

So you took Bitter up on his flogging offer?

Not consecutively?

Uncle Bitter is offering free floggings after the game. Gate 7.

Nah, Oldie will get a custom-made Segway that they can strap him into upright.

Well, Saw grossed me out and I hated Napoleon Dynamite. I liked Forrest Gump, The Man Without a Face made me cry, and I remember laughing at a scene in Nightmare on Elm Street 4. Cool Runnings is one of the funniest movies I have seen and the Untouchables is one of my fav films. Oh, and I generally want to punch certain actors in the face because they annoy me, usually Travolta is on that esteemed list. Does that help you to figure out whether or not I might think the comparison to the Pulp Fiction scene is good or bad?

Poor soul...you had to drink Bud. At least they could have served sime decent Canadian beer, not that American flavoured water.

Is that a good or a bad thing? I haven't seen the movie.

Dairy Queen has the best shakes.

Have you had your happy juice yet today, Uncle Bitter? You don't sound too happy.

Australians have a strange definition for a milkshake. Or maybe Canadians do. Where I come from from, what you call a milkshake, we call flavoured miljk (that should be milk; can't fix the typo). Your thickshakes are our milkshakes.

OD must have been watching a doco about the Chiquita Bananas company.

How do we know it isn't you Mr. Shadow?

On the way to the game tonight, I saw a bloke pick up a used tissue someone had left on the seat and use it. That wasn't you in your efforts to help the universe recycle, was it, Biffen?