Maple Demon

Read somewhere on one of the threads that Biffen and Bitter were both going to be in town for last night's game...has anyone heard from them since? Did they destroy some new place (since Bitter was banned from the Gat) and get locked up?

Did it have anything to do with seeing the man-bun hairstyle favoured by the hipsters of Brunswick? Hope you gave them some sage advice about that Bitter!

How did hipster Brunswickians react to your inique sense of style Uncle Bitter?

Was the axe used by your employee or client, Biff?

Noooo, Jazza. Noooo. I've finally recovered from some of those images I saw last year.

I'll be at the game as well, Redleg.

Sounds somewhat tame by your usual standards Bitter.

I am sure whatever you choose will definitely be eye-catching.

On a lighter, or perhaps more controversial note, what spectacular outfit is Bitter going to wear to the opening game?

Indeed I did go for my usual trip. Wanted to escape the summer heat. Plus, over there they deal with their sports scandals much quicker.

Biffen you are a smart thinker. You really went to Ballarat to look for possible new employees for your various business ventures at the Gat, didn't you? And if you got all the receipts from Bitt Bitt, I bet you can get some dodgy accountant to write the whole thing off as a business expense.

Where is your commitment to the cause, Biff Biff? You could always hotwire a car, put fake plates on it, and drive out West.

Offer them the good stuff. Not the cheap swill you apparently gave some of your clients.

Are you and Whispering Jack both fans of pain?

Just taking a sabatical to enjoy the balmy Melbourne weather, Bitter. I don't scare away as easily as some on here think. Also, Jazza, I'm too classy to be one of Biff's Gat girls.

Ah, Jazza, I thought you were more open to variety.

I suspect you are trying to break Jazza's will to not smoke.

Not that new-fangled game from Atari called Frogger?

Found new lifestyle gurus, have you, Biff Biff?

Biff Biff's rehab stint may have led him to discover new interests or business opportunities. That, or he has reunited with his life coaches ( their photo was posted on this thread at some point).

Naughty boy..

Biff Biff, are you in hiding because you are ASADA's secret smoking gun?

They are. And it has to be real, not the fake stuff.

Punny gents!

An adventure.