Maple Demon

Oh dear....

It is important to have goals to look forward to.

He was too busy preparing to give Fence a flogging before things went pear-shaped.

I believe you wouldn't be so bold as to make a veiled reference to what I heard referred to on that television program of high culture -RBT - as the sacred herb, would you Mr Leg?

Just make sure it is that healthy fruit juice, the fermented grape kind.

Overseas travel is taxing, isn't it?

What about Turner & Hooch?

Naughty boy! Might have to send Uncle Bitter over to give you a jolly good flogging.

Biffen, just wondering if you have found a new base of operations for your various 'business' endeavours?

Tango & Cash...now there was a movie that was most definitely not a classic.

Not the kind of Spanish Tickler I was talking about, Uncle Bitter.

I know some people who could create or advise on some tools for the Inquisition if you like, Earl. I hear the Spanish Tickler was popular back then.

Eggcellent!

Okay, I'll stop now.

Don't be sheepish, DC. I'm sure you could come up with one more.

We don't need them sheep-faced.

That's it DC, sink the boot in!

Careful, DC, sounds like you are veering into Biffen's territory. He might send some associates to have a 'chat' with you.

He likes to go incognito, DC.

After reading on here about his love of 'jolly good floggings', I think that is a very good idea.

It is the saying 'what's old is new again', Stubert

Questionable business practices are more the domain of the esteemed Biffen.

Are you saying that you are unhappy with products you have purchased from our Uncle Bitter?

Never a dull day at the manor for our Uncle Bitter.

Given Bitter's critique of his last outing with Biffen, they shouldn't invite you along next time then?