Maple Demon
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Ah, the important questions of the universe......
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Apparently this thread is the naughty corner. In more ways than one. Surely not as Uncle Bitter would never debase himself by posting on this thread if that were true.
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I bet you are following up you civilized and cultured evening by watching the World Figure Skating Championships on SBS this afternoon, Uncle Bitter.
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If anything, Biffen is not a shrinking violet.
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Too soon
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Every time I see CP5, I think of Star Wars for some reason. Mind you, I've never seen a single Star Wars movie. Some would say I've lived a sheltered life.
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A selfless soul you are Biffen.
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Have to keep the profit margins up. I'm sure Biffen could give us all a lesson or two on how to do that.
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I was talking about Biffen's other business. Might explain the inspiration for the 'cure' you offered our Uncle Bitter.
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Did Fence visit your place of business last week, Biff? Might explain some if the strange shyte he was posting.
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That does not paint a pretty picture. How under the influence are patrons of your establishment?
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Bad memories out Romsey way DC?
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A champion of diversity, our Biff Biff is.
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So buyer beware when they use your establishment then, Biffen?
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I have connections. And not Biffen's kind of connections.
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We are everywhere. We are usually so polite and quiet that people don't usually notice .
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And I hear you have a female life coach as well.
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The league would deny it, but I seriously believe there is a minimum quota that umpires must meet over a round. It seems like that anyway. It sure would explain some of the needless score reviews we have seen recently.
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I'm surprised you could remember how to get home.
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Either that or he got ahold of the good whiskey.
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I heard that Bitter was giving out celebratory floggings after the game today.
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No, Biffen, there aren't enough drugs in the world to make Justin Bieber sound good.
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I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter. I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery. On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your predicament.
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Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'? Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland? Hope he is recovering well.
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Flame-grilled banana....wonder if Old Dee has tried this idea.
