Maple Demon

Ah, the important questions of the universe......

Apparently this thread is the naughty corner. In more ways than one. Surely not as Uncle Bitter would never debase himself by posting on this thread if that were true.

I bet you are following up you civilized and cultured evening by watching the World Figure Skating Championships on SBS this afternoon, Uncle Bitter.

If anything, Biffen is not a shrinking violet.

Too soon

Every time I see CP5, I think of Star Wars for some reason. Mind you, I've never seen a single Star Wars movie. Some would say I've lived a sheltered life.

A selfless soul you are Biffen.

Have to keep the profit margins up. I'm sure Biffen could give us all a lesson or two on how to do that.

I was talking about Biffen's other business. Might explain the inspiration for the 'cure' you offered our Uncle Bitter.

Did Fence visit your place of business last week, Biff? Might explain some if the strange shyte he was posting.

That does not paint a pretty picture. How under the influence are patrons of your establishment?

Bad memories out Romsey way DC?

A champion of diversity, our Biff Biff is.

So buyer beware when they use your establishment then, Biffen?

I have connections. And not Biffen's kind of connections.

We are everywhere. We are usually so polite and quiet that people don't usually notice .

And I hear you have a female life coach as well.

The league would deny it, but I seriously believe there is a minimum quota that umpires must meet over a round. It seems like that anyway. It sure would explain some of the needless score reviews we have seen recently.

I'm surprised you could remember how to get home.

Either that or he got ahold of the good whiskey.

I heard that Bitter was giving out celebratory floggings after the game today.

No, Biffen, there aren't enough drugs in the world to make Justin Bieber sound good.

I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter. I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery. On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your predicament.

Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'? Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland? Hope he is recovering well.

Flame-grilled banana....wonder if Old Dee has tried this idea.