Ethan Tremblay

Well, we can decline any trade offer and force him to the draft.

It appears that Windhager Jamie Elliott’d us.

I also ran it through a ChatGPT detector, came back as 99.3% likelihood of being written by AI. Loads of people use it, no need to be embarrassed.

It was — 100% — ChatGPT’d, cuh.

9+14+27+28+33+38+41=190. If we define a function; and in the formula, x = 190; we get ‘2026’. Make of this what you will.

Because he’d be too busy being a superstar in their AFL team?

Jack Martin is [censored]. Don’t let his one good game in every 50 blind you (as it does the media).

Imagine if one of our players verbally abused a female photographer à la Bailey Smith. Crickets.

Again, that’s not how it works. It’s a different panel and voting system, it’s also not judged by position.

Could the decision to announce Billings’ delisting separately simply have been an attempt of the club’s to show some additional respect for someone who played 155 games of AFL?

You’re judging him against himself. That’s not how it works. It’s his season judged against that of his peers.

Nine delistings/player movements, according to my sauce.

Depends. Sometimes they push them off because the player, who the free was paid against, is clinging onto them to buy time for their team to run back and set up. In those circumstances, I have no issues with the push off/push down.

Norman I take it.

Is this an update from Fines?

Our trading of players over the last few seasons has been next to woeful. Is this dude going to be the exception? I don’t think I could take another Sharp, Schache, Daw, Hunter, Dunstan etc.

Nick Daicos is a serial-stager.

Shut up, Chol. Your own player jumped into your front first.

GWS kick seven in a row and look like running over Hawthorn. Umpires: “hold our beers.”

Rub salt into the wound by showing Albanese at the game.

He’s a wannabe American.

I’m hearing from people in the know that he’s hoping to be back in Victoria in late September.

We get it Gaz, the boxes are ticked

4/5 of freekick-Hawthorn’s goals from direct frees.

Noticed this happening quite a bit this season, more so than other years.