Ethan Tremblay

Their 50’s look fairly open. Why does our always look so congested?

18 free kicks in a quarter of footy. Bloody gross.

Struggle getting into games played at the SCG. The ground is joke-size.

Apologies, I can’t reveal my sauces.

Am hearing that there’s movement at the coal-face.

‘Personal issues’ makes me laugh. Who hasn’t got them.

Puts the game on. Hears Kelli Underwood. Turns game off.

Four umpires… is there any other sport where two umpires make a different decision at the same time. One called mark and the other called play on, at the exact same time. What a joke.

He was, until we got done for breaching child labour laws.

Have heard it was announced that he’s starting in September.

Put a trident in us.

Steven A-May-zing

Langford is a gun.

Apart from our poor disposal (we’re attempting to move the ball too quickly), JHF is the difference.

Shaken, not stirred. According to Derrrwayne.

Out of the middle, Viney kicks inside 50 directly to an opposition player. Vintage Viney. Welcome back.

Wrong Fred

Shove ya stupid song and scarves up ya butts.

How TF did we lose to North?!

Astute signing.

IMO, Kozzie is worth every single penny.

Up to $1.4 million a year; I’d like to hear Kane Cornes thoughts.

They must’ve heard you.

Well that’s a joke.