Ethan Tremblay

“Hollywood Hawks” is one of the cringiest things I’ve heard in a while. An “Mosquito Fleet” is equally as gross.

Don’t care how long he re-signs for, as long as he does. Contract length means absolutely nothing these days.

I went for a jaunt down to training. Unfortunately, didn’t get to see much as the players were all busy hugging some creepy person.

Didn’t Gaze come out during the week and admit he made this rumour up?

There could be a problem with the mainframe database.

Weak free. I think #Freekickhawthorn is going to make a comeback this season, especially in their F50.

Have been attempting to identify their game plan since the first quarter and have no idea. Their inside 50 entries do resemble ours though.

Shut up Buckley, that was definitely intentional.

Essendon’s forward line is more dysfunctional than ours.

Nick Martin looks like a geek.

Exactly. I don’t know how McRae only ended up with a warning. What’s the threshold for a fine over a warning? Any negative and unwarranted comments from a coach to an opposition player should be the same fine.

McRae gets an “official warning”, Hinkley copped a $20,000 fine. The protection of all things Magpies continues on into 2025.

Doesn’t feel like the season has even started yet. What a [censored].

It’s number 60 (or 6 degrees).

I thought of this idea for a pill that dissolves the poo in your body. So no more number twos. Basically, you’d sweat or wee it out (but there’s no smells).

Live broadcast of players’ getting surgery.

Make the ground a triangle and have three teams competing at once.

His Mum has been looking at properties in Melbourne.

Carlton also introduced the “CFC” initials logo to their jumper in 1909 (was used prior to this, just not on their jumper). I found evidence of us using the MFC initials in 1897. But I do acknowledge that the style of logo is synonymous with the New York teams mentioned. I just think it looks good on our merchandise, and branding is super important.

Except we pre-date the Yankees and Mets and so does that specific logo (overlapped MFC initials).

This one on merchandise, especially on caps and polo shirts, looks the best. People who don’t even follow the MBL wear the “NY” caps and shirts (NY Yankees) because it’s seen as a brand. We should be attempting to create the same.

Petty must have become aware of his hamstrings.

An implementation of a recommendation of the review?

Succession plan? Do we expect the bloke from Richmond to coach from the bench? I sometimes read reactions.