Ethan Tremblay

Have turned it off. Just can’t get into the footy much these days. Free kick, free kick, flop, score review, score review, score review. So darn boring. Less than 10 minutes of play time and 11 free kicks.

Shouldn’t that have been a free kick from the centre?

Maybe we don’t want to blood him while we’re down and out.

Jefferson gets selected. Doesn’t kick 10 goals on debut. Demonlanders call to trade him.

When he was interviewed last week, he sounded pretty authentic about staying at Port.

100%. I remember back in my military days, when a new person was about to join the unit, the most common first question was, “what’s he like?” If the response was, “he’s a good bloke”, my response would be that I didn’t care if he was a good bloke, is he a good leader and solider? Too nice, you’ll just be walked all over.

Please don’t assume Goodwin’s gender.

People are looking at the Jordon (and to a lesser extent, Harmes) discussion wrong (wrongly?). They weren’t stars but they were often solid contributors, much better than the current players that we have in our names best 23. Having a very solid bottom six, in that 23, is key.

Oliver: one foot out…

I’m hoping we just had heavy legs leftover from loading.

Turner is a forward. I am a fan though of how we like to mix it up and keep it fresh and exciting by putting players out of position.

When the players outnumber the crowd.

Hope so.

Shut up Jeremy Howe.

Could be the first time in history that we see a crowd number in the negative.

Not the most heteronormative learned patriarch behavioural play I’ve ever seen

Luke Darcy sucks.

I thought Newman was going in for the choke.

N. Daicos trying to be tough is always a tad funny.

Oliver’s tackling attempts have been horrendous.

100%.

Lotto numbers, please

All they have to do is stare at the umpire and they’re awarded a free.

He’s a double agent.

I was thinking the same. Then remembered that there’s no way I can support an organisation that allows males to fight females. It’s appalling and truly disgusting.