Ethan Tremblay

The sneeze with a good grab and kick to Daniher after a few early clangers and misses.

Other things I’d like to see: at half time, an alien ship hovers over the stadium and it beams up Hipwood, once and for all putting the debate to bed as to whether or not he is an alien.

Things I would like to see today: 1. If Brisbane win, when Daniher accepts his medal, I want him to grab the microphone and do a fart into it. 2. Papley to not touch the ball. 3. Brian Taylor to quit half way through the first quarter and replaced with Matt Hill.

What a wonderful rendition of the national anthem. Didn’t make it all about himself and go over the top.

Tuck your shirt in, Maxwell.

Screw JJ and Grundy. You lot are way too nice.

I can’t back Fagan. He chews chewing gum way too aggressively.

Not a Katy Perry fan (but that wasn’t bad) but this type of pre-show entertainment would be much better at night.

AFLX: “Haaaa.. beat that for tackiness”. Channel 7’s graphics team: “Hold our beers”.

Are those real butterflies?

Love a good family friendly song about two chicks making out and enjoying it.

No they do not. Channel 7 it is.

Currently watching on Fox Footy. Who’s doing the better pre game stuff? Them or 7?

If Brisbane actually play AFL and don’t attempt to turn the game into a rugby scrum, they’ll win easily.

My mum’s not woke at all. Like, I was breastfed for the first six months of my life. Did my mother not realise that I was a vegan? Did she even care? Either way, it was abuse.

I’m woke as. I take every opportunity to resist the plague of cultural appropriation. I believe racial boundaries must be strictly policed. Unlike gender, which is totally fluid.

I won’t partake as one is (was) was my Pa and I recently went through who the others were with my old man.

The “two” “two” “two” thing by Hamish to Cripps was one of the cringiest things I’ve seen. Hamish is too use to interviewing children.

Just lazy, lazy voting by the umpires. Wont be watching the count in the future.

Cripps, Bontempelli, Green, Petracca, Gawn etc are players who put their bodies on the line week in week out. Yes, Nick Daicos has amazing skills and is super flashy. But, he’s an accumulator. So many of his disposals come from sprinting into open space to receive an easy pass from a team mate. He has not taken a contested mark in his career. So overrated.

Richmond with a total of 19 votes. Come home, Yze.

Why does everyone suck up to Nick Daicos?

Yup. Exactly what I wanted to know. No doubt her comment will be brushed under the rug.

Cripps is a beast. This is going to be well deserved. Do feel for Bontempelli though.