Ethan Tremblay

A camel is a horse designed by committee.

Reid, Allen and throw in Hunt for a future second rounder.

Win by 1 point: Goodwin won it at election. Lose by 1 point: Goodwin lost it at selection.

Forfeit.

Where there’s smoke, there’s salmon.

Future third. Take it or leave it. Losers.

You’re a bloody nut case, Pickett. But, you’re our nut case.

Goodwin’s fault for not playing him. Goodwin’s fault for playing him.

Hawthorn’s flopping and playing for frees is excruciating to watch.

I reckon Adelaide will beat Collingwood tonight.

This is a bottom four battle of the ages.

I don’t know Ryan, but I’ve watched enough games to know exactly who you’re talking about. Funny as.

It’s one or the other?!

We’ve beaten the Eagles, Richmond and Fremantle, definitely not counting my gherkins. We’ve shown that we consistently crumble under any type of pressure, and we know that Hawthorn will bring that. Not confident but happy to be proven wrong.

According to the [censored]-rag known as ‘The West’, this was a hit job and intentional:

Maynard sooking it up with six minutes to go after Dangerfield dominated him was so good.

Sharp was decent when he came on. I’d keep him as sub.

Continue playing the young fellas. I think we just have to continue getting games into Tholstrup. If Petty is out with concussion, keep Disco forward and bring in Howes.

Waiting for Owies to kick a junk home goal and run around the boundary with his arms out like he kicked the winning goal in a GF

Pav’s is already maxed out

If that was Pickett, they definitely would’ve said he “drew” the free.

Commentators rating the umpires is wild.

Keep the mullet thick and make it cover and stick to what little neck I have.

Does the hunchback of waterman ever drop a mark? Immaculate hands. Probably because they’re big, sticky, cabbage smelling hands.