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This team looks like a team that has been cobbled together with hacks that other teams have rejected and draft picks that haven’t been developed properly. I’m worried that Pickett will be pulled into the vortex of failure.

Multiple. Absolutely unbelievable. It’s like they seek out an opposition player.

It looks like he’s keen to get rid of the ball as quickly as possible like it’s a hot potato.

The first two hit outs of the last quarter were won by max Gawn. Viney bombs the first result in to a Richmond player. The second was also bombed in to a Richmond player. This coach has got to tell them to stop doing that.

Absolutely disgraceful performance by Oliver.

Delist Oliver.

Irony is not your strong point.

Now I understand the game plan! Get the ball, look for an opposition player on his own in the middle of nowhere and kick it directly to him. Tanking already!

Do the positions make a lot of difference in the forwards these days? The game is played like a rolling rugby union maul.

Typical Collingwood.

Absolutely agree with you!

Turnips

We’re 25 games into a poor game plan with no effective forwards.

Play May in the forward line. Bring back Jetta. Try Vandenberg or Weidemann down back. Oscar MacDonald is a dud. Never pick him. Delist. At least May is big and can take a mark and kick straight. Most of our forwards are too scared to have a shot at the goals, chipping it around or hand passing in the forward fifty and or getting caught flat footed with the ball.

Geelong are bigger bodied, more experienced and have more elite players.

Yes! You are a voice of reason!

He only missed by the length of my [censored]!

Better than losing by 80 points like last year!

We have a lot of fringe players. Our elite players don’t perform consistently. Brayshaw has had some great games in the past but has underperformed for two years.

A marvellous opportunity for major injuries!

Most of the players mentioned in this post are barely VFL standard except for Harmes, Lever and Clarry.

Imagine if Collingwood or Richmond or Hawthorn players did the same? The other guys in the team wouldn’t put up with it.

Each quarter is 20 minutes plus time on. Until the AFL makes each quarter 17 minutes or 5 minutes or whatever!

Let’s have five a side, 20 on the bench, 10 minute quarters, 30 minute breaks for advertising betting and fattening take away foods, no access on free to air tv, so much noise each break due to advertising and general nonsense that the coaches can’t be heard, excessive running training so that all players have stress fractures in their feet, a ban on any fun at all for players: no sex, no alcohol for fifty million years, no jokes, No going out at night ever. Also no contact at all ever. That’s what the AFL wants. Let’s give it to them. Oh and five games a year maximum. No fans will attend. Then we can all go and watch the soccer or rugby league and forget this RUINED game.

Nonsense. Great facilities and the oval is also excellent.