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dieter

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Everything posted by dieter

  1. I'd add , Dentists, Bouncers, Property Developers, Bank Officials, Crowd Controllers, especially the ones that confiscate food and water and other beverages, and probably most members of the Clergy.
  2. Do you promise? I'm starting to like that Ethan boy, despite his moustache. Anyway, any grandson of the mighty Ian Thorogood is good enough for me, though, it must be said, Ian did at one time defect to Carlton. Then again, so did the mighty Ronald dale...
  3. I'm reporting both of you to the moderators for turning this debate into an illicit drug fuelled wanton free for all. Damn it all, I got a demerit point this morning from the Grape - who obviously hates my guts - for writing something along the lines that Wars on anything, E.G. Drugs and Terror was a waste of time and lives. Apparently it was 'political'. Maybe I won't report you, just counsel you that the Grape will be onto you if you write anything 'political' about drugs. You can write about siring 25-30 children and putting 'evidence' out in the street, but that's okay apparently. Be warned.???✔??‍♀️
  4. When was the last time you was drug tested?
  5. Please allow us to drug test them first...
  6. I had a suspicion you are a copper: the moustache gives you away.
  7. Not often that can happen. Is this happenchance??????
  8. Ah, the Biff, how much I've missed your misanthropic bulldust. Tell me, what do you know about Wagner?
  9. Alan Rowarth used to light up after every quarter...
  10. I know the guy you mean: Richard Gill. Great musician.
  11. Otto was one of the greats, along with Furtwangler and a Yakka Dude called Kurt Sanderling, another Jewish German who went to Russia instead of Hollywood and came back to Berlin in 1960. If you like so-called 'classical music' check these three out.
  12. Klink was the son of one of the great Conductors, Otto Klemperer. As we say in Germany, Vat a conductor!!!!!
  13. Made from corn flake packets or rice bubbles?
  14. He had it good, this doppelganger boy; he should have tried being 7 years old in North Sunshine in 1957 being sent to the local catholic school wearing nothing but lederhosen, a t shirt and a pair of underpants - home made to boot.
  15. My mum never understood that it's not a binary world, DC, hence her advice. Anyway, it's the duty of everyone to forge their own way in the world, in other words, not to listen to their mothers. I met a bloke on Friday, for example, who said his deal old mum told him to never trust a Chinaman. Just for example...
  16. Gee, to my amazement I have found very many unsavoury type characters on Demonland. This is the kind of site my mum told me not to visit.
  17. Is that as good as Mortadella?
  18. Hope I don't get banned again: and the fella on the left?
  19. I don't care what anyone says, what anyone thinks, we live in modern times. This looks like true love to me. I can see wedding bells. Peter Bell will be Best man. Long live True Love, it's a dying breed, if you ask me.
  20. We'll probably never know the truth about Hogan's departure. No point conjecturing, no point going on about generational gaps, no point farting nails. As someone said to me once, It is what it is. What it is we'll never know.
  21. Afraid so. It means - especially in the case of Coco pops - a disposition to just keep indulging in sugar. No wonder we allowed him to seek sweeter pastures. MFC,-11, let this be a warning to you. Do plain simple porridge for breakfast. You DO NOT, repeat, YOU DO NOT want to end up comatose under a table in an ice cream parlour. Be warned.
  22. Well, what about the ones you are game to put in print? Stop teasing...
  23. I've heard he had coco pops for breakfast....
  24. I'd say so, why else did they let him go?
  25. No, ODee, just intuition.

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