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Ballantyne !! He's the one !

I'd be happy if this guy has some of the qualities of Milne ( Saints ) and that annoying demented dwarf who played for Freo ( forgot his name ) Not any of the anti social illegal qualities of either of those two though !!!!

Just keep the matches away from the Saints if we play Spargo against them !!!!!!!

May the best ye've ever seen be the best you ye'el ever see may the moose ne'er leave your girnal wi' a teardrop in it's ee may your lum keep blithely reeking till your old enough ta dee........

Of course Collingwood want to play the Dees twice a year. They've just managed to knock us off after losing the previous 4. They're on a roll !!

Oh no !!!!! Don't make me have to live that long to see a dees premiership. I think I could only live another 650 years, not 900!!

Most of those Docker forum people would be prescient ( that is, the ones who are not total nut jobs )

Leigh Matthews should keep quiet. He should let his fists do the talking. That worked well in the old days.He's not relevant any more. Don't give his opinions any oxygen. He's an irrelevant old man who used to be quite a good football player. Pipe down Leigh. No one cares about your opinion.

I used to be a 'bar steward '

Me

Yeah that's true, no doubt! And if you scratch your left [censored] whilst looking over your right shoulder, that's also indicative of a liar. Or perhaps you just have crabs.

That one was alright. There have been a few shockers if I'm honest. ?

OMG !!!!!!! I just realised that last post was my 1000th !!!! I think I'll go and have a Scot.

Don't recall Weed's first mark against Hawthorn in his first spell on the ground in his first game when he drifted in from the back of the Hawthorn defenders and took an easy mark ?????? He's read the flight at least once.

I think Dennis Cometti would have said " A second round pick ?? That's ambitious !!! " Bruce might have breathlessly said " Harley Balic...... mmmm delicious !!!! "

Even better than Diamond John Tilbrook or Kelvin Templton? Would need to be very good then !!!!

I have heard a number of the younger players are planning to train the house down this pre season like it's never been trained down before. How's that for a start ???

and has she got a 'beautiful leg ' ??

I will rejoin in this category again in March or April next year. It will take me til about then to regain my equilibrium........ or go stark raving mad. Either condition will doubtless lead me to re-sign as a member. I think I'll be closer to the second.

Has Frost ever played a role other than as a defender ?? Does he have the skillset to go to the midfield or as a linkman streaming through the wing. I just don't think we should be too ready to dispense with him yet.

I'll throw in my 3 children too if that helps.

Can we keep Lever away from our Romsey based demonlanders please. We don't know where they've been ( though we could make an educated guess )

Of course he's right .......... except about Kurt !!

Harry was always insightful but one cross from Tommy Lahiff always sticks in my mind. Tommy was in the Collingwood rooms and when Harry asked him for any news just prior to the game, Tommy reported that " Daicos has got a groin". That must be part of the reason that Josh Daicos was born.

Demon stone is clearly having trouble with his worms.......... and for a lot of demonlanders, it's much crutch nurse.