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Totally off topic but, don't believe anything that is in the media. 'Carmageddon': 50-lane traffic jam in China causes chaos Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/world/carmageddon-50lane-traffic-jam-in-china-causes-chaos-20151008-gk4tq9.html#ixzz3o1d25lIF Now I have too much time on my hands obviously but how many lanes do you count? Not 50 not 40 not even 30.

Yes, but what about when the ball is on the ground?

Sorry I don't accept Diners, Amex or BitterBrothel cards.

Or you try, Nice hair Jesse.

Before I moved to Coffs Harbour a friend told me about a very attractive young lady working at a real estate office near where he worked. I rang her, said I was from Melbourne and asked the price for a kg of bananas. I rang once a week for about five weeks asking what the current price was per kg and how quickly were bananas selling each week. She humored me and the calls became longer and we started to discuss other things but never about myself or my intention to move to Coffs. When I finally moved to Coffs Harbour I walked in to the real estate office and she was more beautiful than I could believe, I asked her about bananas and she cracked up, we went out for dinner .......... The second chapter is available on request. Pay Pal accepted. As for my presidency that is another story.

Nice work.

Perhaps you could change your name to, Love Eddies Miseries or Queens Birthday Surprise or Suck it....

Nice new avatar and name chippy/pig dog

As past resident of Coffs Harbour let me put it on record that this threads support of the banana industry is laudable. However what is in a fruit salad that has no banana? Surely it should be called a Shepparton Surprise!

He will get better with a full pre season.

Dj as much as I hate being personal that avatar gives me the shytes. ( Eddie McEverywhere)

I disagree praha, I think it better for him to go now (to sign now). He does have an injury cloud. If he did his back in the preseason or an early round, other clubs would be very careful re due diligence lest they end up with a Buddy Bomb. Get it done Dees. Edit- For clarity added - to sign now.

Not that kind of poster?

No, I need more. First name starts with ?

I voted let go, now I regret it. Sorry Col. Is it kosher to remove my vote? No, It stays as a permanent record of the fickle nature of football.

Typical media, half lies half made up on the spot. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-06/home-destroyed-properties-still-under-threat-from-vic-bushfire/6831052 Peter Rau, State response controller She said she was "angry" it escaped the controlled burn-off. "Very angry, yes. Very angry. It's been going since Wednesday or Thursday last week, it took off on Saturday again. "[The] CFA had to come and put it out and this [Tuesday] morning it just flared up again...it was just too late. And the wind was just horrendous."

Is Amy Parks still reporting?

Great to read Garlo's comments. He is a great clubman. Let's get him a flag.

I'm trying to let this go but I think she is a terrific footballer. She is courageous, takes great marks and has a terrific kicking style. If only Jack Watts had her ticker.

That is wrong.

No problems here. Unstable Dees fan Red and Blue Members 7,303 posts Gender:Male Location:Melbourne Posted 08 May 2015 - 10:17 AM Uncle Fester, on 08 May 2015 - 10:07 AM, said: Picket fence does when someone mentions Ollie Wines, so i guess it's fine

Nasher & Grapeviney like this !!! nutbean Red and Blue Life Member 5,999 posts Gender:Male Location:Melbourne Favourite Player(s):Graeme Osbourne Posted 07 May 2015 - 01:04 PM Jaded, on 30 Apr 2015 - 9:45 PM, said: me too....wait...what ? Nasher and Grapeviney like this Like Thi

No innuendo here and liked by Nasher. Jaded totes Life Member 12,774 posts Gender:Female Location:Melbourne Favourite Player(s):I'm dead inside Posted 30 April 2015 - 09:45 PM Sir Paul Roos, on 30 Apr 2015 - 8:03 PM, said: Always happy to take one for the team! Nasher, Go the Biff, Gorgoroth and 13 others like this Like This "The reason we're playing football is to be a successful team. I just want the premiership" - Jack Trengove, July 2011 - Quote

dazzledavey36, on 25 Apr 2015 - 12:06 AM, said: No problems here? Do you want more?